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A Gentleman's Compliment
A guy gets so turned on by a woman during sex that instead of going soft after he comes, he stays hard and keeps going like it's the World Series.
He said, 'I'm not done yet, I'm still in the game.'
She laughed and said, 'You're not even close to being done.'
He said, 'I'm not coming home until I win this round.'
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A Gentleman's Compliment
When a man is so hot for his lady during sex that he doesn't go flaccid after cumming, he just keeps going like he's got a second wind.
He said, 'I'm not slowing down, I'm accelerating.'
She said, 'You're like a bull in a china shop.'
He texted, 'I'm not done yet, I'm just getting started.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gentleman's Compliment
A guy is so turned on during sex that he doesn't go soft after he cumms, he just keeps going like he's got a second dose of Viagra.
He said, 'I'm not done yet, I'm just getting warmed up.'
She said, 'You're like a machine, you never stop.'
He said, 'I'm not going home until I finish this round.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gentleman's Calling-Card
A fancy way for two dudes to say hi by sticking a finger up each other's butt like it's a normal thing.
Hey man, let's do a calling-card before we grab a beer.
I saw you at the bar, so I had to do my guy thing.
He stuck his finger in my butt just because he felt like it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gentleman's Calling-Card
When two straight men greet each other by shoving a finger up each other's butt like it's a business meeting.
We had a calling-card before the meeting started.
He did his finger thing and said 'Nice to see you again.'
I had to do the finger thing because it was tradition.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gentleman's Calling-Card
A guy thing where two men say hello by putting a finger in each other's butt like it's the most natural thing in the world.
We did our finger greeting before the party started.
He did the finger thing and said 'Long time no see.'
I had to do the butt thing because he wouldn’t stop laughing.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gentleman's Calling-Card
A stupid but common way for two dudes to say hi by inserting a finger in each other's butt like it's a normal greeting.
He did the finger thing and said 'How's it going?'
We had to do the butt greeting because we're friends.
I stuck my finger in his butt just to be polite.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gentleman's Calling-Card
When two straight men greet each other like they're doing a butt inspection with a finger.
We did our butt inspection before the game started.
He did the finger inspection and said 'Welcome back.'
I did the inspection because he asked me to.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gentleman's Calling-Card
A guy greeting where two men stick a finger in each other's butt like it's the most normal thing ever.
He did the finger greeting and said 'How's your day?'
We did the butt thing before the coffee break.
I did the finger greeting because I had to.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gentleman In The Streets But A Freak In The Sheets
A guy who acts like a softie on the outside but turns into a wild animal in bed.
He was sweet as pie at the coffee shop, but when we got home, he was like a rabid raccoon.
He said 'hi' to my mom, but in bed he was screaming my name like I was his ex.
He was the nicest guy at the bar, but in bed he was like a football player after a big game.
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A Gentleman In The Streets But A Freak In The Sheets
A man who is polite and cute until he gets naked, then he becomes a monster.
He was the nicest guy at the party, but when we got to my apartment, he was like a beast.
He said 'good morning' but then he was eating me alive in bed.
He was charming on the phone, but in bed he was like a tornado.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gentleman In The Streets But A Freak In The Sheets
A man who is a sweetheart in public but a total animal in bed.
He was sweet at the grocery store, but in bed he was like a wild man.
He asked for my number like a nice guy, but in bed he was like a dragon.
He was the best date ever, but in bed he was like a lion who just woke up.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gentleman In The Streets But A Freak In The Sheets
A man who seems normal until he takes off his clothes and turns into a total freak.
He was normal at the restaurant, but in bed he was like a freak show.
He said 'how are you?' but in bed he was like a wild man.
He was the best guy ever, but in bed he was like a lunatic.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gentleman In The Streets But A Freak In The Sheets
A man who is sweet and kind but turns into a beast when he gets naked.
He was kind at the park, but in bed he was like a beast.
He asked me out like a gentleman, but in bed he was like a beast.
He was the best friend ever, but in bed he was like a monster.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gentleman In The Streets But A Freak In The Sheets
A man who acts like a nice guy until he gets in bed and becomes a total animal.
He was the nicest guy at the party, but in bed he was like an animal.
He was the best guy ever, but in bed he was like a wild man.
He was kind on the phone, but in bed he was like a beast.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gentleman Doesn't Kiss And Tell
A guy who won't brag about his secret fling, even if he's dying to. He's too proud to spill the beans, but he's also too scared to admit he's not a total loser.
He said, 'A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell,' after I asked why he was so smug. I just knew he got laid.
She asked him why he was acting so cool, and he said, 'A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.' Then he walked off like he was the king of the world.
He got caught sneaking out of the girl's house, but when I asked what was up, he said, 'A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.' Like it was a law or something.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gentleman Doesn't Kiss And Tell
A dude who wants to seem cool, but he's just full of hot air. He says it to make it sound like he's got some real experience, even if he barely knows what he's talking about.
He said, 'A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell,' after his first date. I knew he was lying and had no idea what he was doing.
He walked into the room like he had just won the lottery and said, 'A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.' Then he proceeded to ask me if I had ever been kissed before.
He tried to impress his friends by saying, 'A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell,' but they just laughed and called him a poser.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Genius
A genius is someone who’s smart as hell and knows exactly when to use that brainpower to save their ass or make someone else look like a complete idiot.
My math teacher is a genius. He solved the entire test in 10 seconds and then mocked us for 15.
My cousin is a genius. He figured out how to hack the school’s Wi-Fi with a calculator.
My mom is a genius. She figured out how to get out of a traffic ticket by arguing with the cop for 20 minutes.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Genius
A genius is someone who’s got a brain that’s so big it might explode, and they’re either a total mess or a total legend, depending on whether they bother to act normal.
My brother is a genius. He invented a way to cheat at math, but he still failed algebra.
My neighbor is a genius. He figured out how to reverse-engineer the internet with a toaster and a pencil.
My dog is a genius. He figured out how to open the fridge and eat my entire lunch.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Genius
A genius is someone who thought of something so new and awesome that it might actually make you question your entire life.
My friend is a genius. He created a video game that makes sense and is actually fun to play.
My professor is a genius. She turned a bunch of boring equations into a rap battle.
My brother is a genius. He turned my old Xbox into a robot that fights my dad.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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