A Gentleman's Calling-Card

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A fancy way for two dudes to say hi by sticking a finger up each other's butt like it's a normal thing.

Hey man, let's do a calling-card before we grab a beer.

I saw you at the bar, so I had to do my guy thing.

He stuck his finger in my butt just because he felt like it.

When two straight men greet each other by shoving a finger up each other's butt like it's a business meeting.

We had a calling-card before the meeting started.

He did his finger thing and said 'Nice to see you again.'

I had to do the finger thing because it was tradition.

A guy thing where two men say hello by putting a finger in each other's butt like it's the most natural thing in the world.

We did our finger greeting before the party started.

He did the finger thing and said 'Long time no see.'

I had to do the butt thing because he wouldn’t stop laughing.

A stupid but common way for two dudes to say hi by inserting a finger in each other's butt like it's a normal greeting.

He did the finger thing and said 'How's it going?'

We had to do the butt greeting because we're friends.

I stuck my finger in his butt just to be polite.

When two straight men greet each other like they're doing a butt inspection with a finger.

We did our butt inspection before the game started.

He did the finger inspection and said 'Welcome back.'

I did the inspection because he asked me to.

A guy greeting where two men stick a finger in each other's butt like it's the most normal thing ever.

He did the finger greeting and said 'How's your day?'

We did the butt thing before the coffee break.

I did the finger greeting because I had to.