A Genius

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A genius is someone who’s smart as hell and knows exactly when to use that brainpower to save their ass or make someone else look like a complete idiot.
My math teacher is a genius. He solved the entire test in 10 seconds and then mocked us for 15.
My cousin is a genius. He figured out how to hack the school’s Wi-Fi with a calculator.
My mom is a genius. She figured out how to get out of a traffic ticket by arguing with the cop for 20 minutes.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A genius is someone who’s got a brain that’s so big it might explode, and they’re either a total mess or a total legend, depending on whether they bother to act normal.
My brother is a genius. He invented a way to cheat at math, but he still failed algebra.
My neighbor is a genius. He figured out how to reverse-engineer the internet with a toaster and a pencil.
My dog is a genius. He figured out how to open the fridge and eat my entire lunch.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A genius is someone who thought of something so new and awesome that it might actually make you question your entire life.
My friend is a genius. He created a video game that makes sense and is actually fun to play.
My professor is a genius. She turned a bunch of boring equations into a rap battle.
My brother is a genius. He turned my old Xbox into a robot that fights my dad.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A genius is someone who’s not only smart, but they know how the world works and can see through all the dumb crap other people can’t.
My dad is a genius. He knows how the government works and can explain it to me in 3 sentences.
My teacher is a genius. She can see through my lies and knows I didn’t do my homework.
My uncle is a genius. He figured out how to beat the lottery by watching the news.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A genius is someone who is super smart, but sometimes they’re also super weird, and if they don’t act normal, they might end up chasing streetcars for the rest of their life.
My friend is a genius. He knows how to code but still thinks the moon is made of cheese.
My neighbor is a genius. She can solve complex math problems but still thinks gravity is a myth.
My mom is a genius. She invented a new language but still can’t find her keys.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A genius is someone who’s not just smart, but they also have a god-like brain that can do things like solve problems or make up whole new ways of thinking.
My brother is a genius. He solved the entire universe in 5 minutes and then took a nap.
My cousin is a genius. She can read the future by looking at the clouds and her coffee.
My uncle is a genius. He turned my old phone into a spaceship and now it flies.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A genius is someone who’s so smart it’s almost a curse, and if they don’t act normal, they might end up chasing streetcars for the rest of their life.
My friend is a genius. He can do math in his head but still can’t find his socks.
My mom is a genius. She can solve any problem but still burns every meal.
My uncle is a genius. He can read the entire dictionary in 2 seconds but still forgets his own name.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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