A Gentleman's Compliment

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A guy gets so turned on by a woman during sex that instead of going soft after he comes, he stays hard and keeps going like it's the World Series.
He said, 'I'm not done yet, I'm still in the game.'
She laughed and said, 'You're not even close to being done.'
He said, 'I'm not coming home until I win this round.'
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When a man is so hot for his lady during sex that he doesn't go flaccid after cumming, he just keeps going like he's got a second wind.
He said, 'I'm not slowing down, I'm accelerating.'
She said, 'You're like a bull in a china shop.'
He texted, 'I'm not done yet, I'm just getting started.'
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A guy is so turned on during sex that he doesn't go soft after he cumms, he just keeps going like he's got a second dose of Viagra.
He said, 'I'm not done yet, I'm just getting warmed up.'
She said, 'You're like a machine, you never stop.'
He said, 'I'm not going home until I finish this round.'
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