A Jackie

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A Jackie is a girl who looks like a radioactive slug from the 1980s and smells like a wet sock that’s been buried in a landfill for ten years. She’s the kind of girl who makes you wish you had a chainsaw instead of a heart.
I saw her in the back of the bus and thought I was going to die from the sheer amount of ugliness.
She walked into the room and I immediately texted my therapist.
She looked like a failed science experiment and I wanted to scream into a pillow.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Jackie is a girl so hot she could make a volcano jealous. She’s the kind of girl who makes you forget your own name just to remember hers.
I saw her in the hallway and I forgot how to breathe.
She smiled at me and I immediately texted my ex.
She walked into the room and I dropped my phone and my dignity.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Jackie is a girl who’s kind, smart, and nice. But she also has the power to make you question your life choices.
She helped me with my math and I fell in love with her.
She was the only one who ever understood me.
She listened to my problems and I wanted to give her a hug and a raise.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Jackie is a girl who cries at the drop of a hat and thinks she’s the worst person on Earth. But she’s also super strong and hides all her feelings.
She cried when I broke her favorite pen and I felt bad for being a jerk.
She hid her feelings so well that even her mom didn’t know.
She bottles up all her sadness and then explodes when she’s mad.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Jackie is a girl who’s smart, funny, and can roast you until you’re red in the face. She’s the kind of girl who will make you laugh until you cry.
She roasted my entire family and they all laughed at me.
She made my friend cry with her jokes and I wanted to punch her.
She drew me a picture of my face and it was the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Jackie is a guy who’s so sweet he could make a puppy cry. He’s the kind of guy who makes you feel like the best version of yourself.
He said the cutest thing when I failed my test and I wanted to hug him.
He listened to me vent for hours and never got annoyed.
He smiled at me and I immediately forgot my own name.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Jackie is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She’s the kind of girl who could make a rainbow jealous.
She walked into the room and I immediately texted my ex.
She smiled at me and I forgot how to breathe.
She partied with me and I wanted to be her forever.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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