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A Punzo
Talking so much you make everyone else look like they're mute and have no brain
I explained how my pet goldfish won the lottery and now lives in a penthouse
I told the entire story of my breakfast cereal in 12 different ways
I gave a full speech on why my sock is the best sock ever
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Punzo
Going on a rant so long it makes your friends wish they were stuck in a traffic jam
I talked about my coffee for 20 minutes and still had more to say
I explained why my neighbor's cat is the worst cat ever and why it hates me personally
I described my day in such detail it felt like a movie
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Punzo
Talking so much it feels like you're trying to take over the conversation with your mouth
I told the whole story of my last trip to the grocery store like it was the final battle of the century
I explained why my toaster is a genius and why it needs a raise
I went on a 10-minute rant about my shoes and why they're the best shoes in the universe
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Punzo
Talking so much you make the conversation feel like a never-ending class you're stuck in
I explained my morning routine in such detail it felt like a full day at school
I told the entire history of my pencil like it was a royal family
I went on a 5-minute speech about why my calculator is the best calculator ever
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Punzo
Talking so much you make the group feel like they're trapped in a never-ending monologue
I told the whole story of my last dream like it was a movie
I explained why my sock is the best sock in the entire universe and why it should be president
I went on a 10-minute rant about my pencil and why it deserves a Nobel Prize
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pugernutter
Using gooey stuff to get a dog to lick your junk like it’s the last snack on Earth
I used peanut butter and my dog went wild. He didn’t stop until I told him I was going to pee on his bed.
My cousin tried to get a pug to lick her crotch with honey. It worked, but now the dog won’t leave her alone.
I used jelly to get my dog to lick my privates. It was gross, but it was worth it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pugernutter
A dog’s obsession with your butt crack because of some sticky mess you made
I used syrup to get my dog to lick my butt. He was so obsessed, he ignored my brother’s new video game.
My dog got covered in frosting and started licking my crotch like it was a birthday party.
I used glue to get my dog to lick my junk. Now he thinks I’m his new best friend.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Puffin
A guy who is like your boyfriend but also a beast who plays like a kid and still lets you cuddle him like a baby.
My guy is a puffin. He wrestles me and then cuddles me like I'm his teddy bear.
He's like a puffin. Strong, playful, and still lets me win at video games.
That guy is a puffin. He can fight a bear and then ask me if I want ice cream.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Puffin
When you smoke so much you look like you're on fire and you don't care.
Bro, you're puffin like a flamingo at a bonfire.
She puffin so hard she forgot to breathe.
He puffin like he's trying to light up the whole room.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Puffin
A bird that looks like a mess but can fly and swim and still beats the popular bird.
That bird is a puffin. It’s not as popular as the penguin but still flies and swims.
The puffin is like the underdog bird. It can swim and fly, and still nobody cares.
Puffin is the bird that's better than the penguin but no one likes it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Puffin
When someone is trying to act tough but it's all fake.
He puffin like he's the toughest guy in the school, but he cried when I pulled his hair.
She puffin so hard she tripped over her own feet.
He puffin like he's the king of the jungle, but he's scared of a cat.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Puffin
When you and your bestie go out and act like total dummies and your mom yells at you.
My bestie and I puffin like we’re in a cartoon and our mom yelled at us.
We went puffin and ended up in the hospital from laughing too hard.
We puffin so hard our mom threatened to ground us for life.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Puffin
When something is just a little better than the most popular thing, even though nobody cares.
The puffin is just a little better than the penguin, but nobody cares.
That phone is puffin. It’s better than the most popular one, but no one knows.
This cereal is puffin. It’s better than the one everyone eats.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Puffin
The toughest, most beautiful woman you’ll ever meet. She’s also white and doesn’t tolerate nonsense.
That woman is a puffin. She kicked my ass and still looked cute.
She’s the puffin. I tried to flirt and she sent me to the principal.
The puffin is real. She’s white, tough, and doesn’t take crap.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Puertorican Calzone
A Puertorican Calzone is when a man, fresh off a romp, shoves his junk between his legs like a stupid kid hiding his embarrassment. Then some girl goes wild with her fingers, tickling every inch of his back, shoulders, butt, and nuts like he’s a goddamn piñata.
After a wild night, Joe said, 'I’m doing a Puertorican Calzone just to feel alive.'
Lisa tickled Mark like he was her new favorite toy during their lunch break.
At the gym, Carlos did a Puertorican Calzone while everyone watched in horror.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Puertorican Calzone
A Puertorican Calzone happens when a guy, after a good screw, sticks his balls between his legs like he’s trying to escape a jail cell. Then a girl goes to town with her fingers, teasing every part of his body like it’s the last piece of cake at a birthday party.
During a break, Mike said, 'I did a Puertorican Calzone and I felt like a king.'
At the bar, Sarah tickled Tom like he was her new boyfriend.
In class, Juan did a Puertorican Calzone and the teacher almost had a heart attack.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Puertorican Calzone
A Puertorican Calzone is when a man, after a wild sex session, hides his junk between his legs like a coward. Then a girl goes crazy with her fingers, poking and prodding every part of his body like he’s a dumb animal at the zoo.
After a long day, Alex did a Puertorican Calzone just to relax.
During a video call, Lisa tickled Jake like he was her long-lost brother.
At the park, Carlos did a Puertorican Calzone and kids started laughing at him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Published Definition
When a Urban Dictionary Editor actually lets a user's definition live instead of deleting it and calling them a dumbass.
I finally got my definition approved. The editor didn't even yell at me this time.
My definition survived the wrath of the editors. I didn't even have to cry.
My definition was real. The editor actually understood it. I'm in shock.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Published Definition
When you're trying to stop some idiot from adding a definition that's pure nonsense and you're too lazy to do anything about it.
I saw that definition and just let it happen. Why bother?
That definition was so stupid I let it stay. I'm a bad person.
I didn't delete it. I'm too tired to fight the dumbass.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Published Definition
You look at the dictionary and see some stupid definition and think, 'why would they actually put this here?'
I saw that definition and I was like, 'why is this here?'
That definition is so dumb, it's almost funny.
The editors must be high. Why would they publish this?
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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