A Puffin - The toughest, most beautiful woman you’ll ever meet. She’s a

The toughest, most beautiful woman you’ll ever meet. She’s also white and doesn’t tolerate nonsense.

That woman is a puffin. She kicked my ass and still looked cute.

She’s the puffin. I tried to flirt and she sent me to the principal.

The puffin is real. She’s white, tough, and doesn’t take crap.