A Puertorican Calzone
A Puertorican Calzone happens when a guy, after a good screw, sticks his balls between his legs like he’s trying to escape a jail cell. Then a girl goes to town with her fingers, teasing every part of his body like it’s the last piece of cake at a birthday party.
During a break, Mike said, 'I did a Puertorican Calzone and I felt like a king.'
At the bar, Sarah tickled Tom like he was her new boyfriend.
In class, Juan did a Puertorican Calzone and the teacher almost had a heart attack.
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