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The toughest, most beautiful woman you’ll ever meet. She’s also white and doesn’t tolerate nonsense.

A Puertorican Calzone is when a man, fresh off a romp, shoves his junk between his legs like a stupid kid hiding his embarrassment. Then some girl goes wild with her fingers, tickling every inch of his back, shoulders, butt, and nuts like he’s a goddamn piñata.

A Puertorican Calzone happens when a guy, after a good screw, sticks his balls between his legs like he’s trying to escape a jail cell. Then a girl goes to town with her fingers, teasing every part of his body like it’s the last piece of cake at a birthday party.

A Puertorican Calzone is when a man, after a wild sex session, hides his junk between his legs like a coward. Then a girl goes crazy with her fingers, poking and prodding every part of his body like he’s a dumb animal at the zoo.

When a Urban Dictionary Editor actually lets a user's definition live instead of deleting it and calling them a dumbass.

When you're trying to stop some idiot from adding a definition that's pure nonsense and you're too lazy to do anything about it.

You look at the dictionary and see some stupid definition and think, 'why would they actually put this here?'

Something that happens so rarely it might as well be magic.

You look for your definition and it's not there, and the site says you have zero published definitions, which is a lie and a slap in the face.

You were serious. You made it simple. You even used real words. But the editors called you a joke and deleted it.

A bunch of f***ed-up humans who can't get enough of butt holes full of pus.

People who think getting a butt infection is the same as winning the lottery.

Kids who would rather sit in a puddle of pus than do their homework.

F***ed-up humans who get high on butt pain and pus.

The kind of people who would rather get a butt infection than eat a sandwich.

Kids who get a perianal abscess and then brag about it like it's a superpower.

A Prout is a guy who takes so many selfies he thinks his face is gonna fall off. He takes pictures with everyone and everything, even if it’s just a wall.

A Prout is a snobby, fake French person who thinks they’re better than you because they know how to say ‘merde’ and wear tiny hats.

A Prout is just a loud fart, usually from someone who eats too much cheese and doesn’t know how to be quiet.

A Prout is a white kid who thinks hurting himself is cool, like it’s a lifestyle.