A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

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A bunch of f***ed-up humans who can't get enough of butt holes full of pus.

My cousin's been stuck in the hospital for weeks. He's a full-blown perianal addict.

I saw a guy crying in the mall because his butt hole was on fire.

My teacher says I'm the worst perianal addict in the class.

People who think getting a butt infection is the same as winning the lottery.

She got a perianal abscess and immediately texted me: 'I'm rich.'

He broke up with his girlfriend because she didn't get a perianal abscess.

My dog got a perianal abscess and now he's king of the neighborhood.

Kids who would rather sit in a puddle of pus than do their homework.

My brother skipped school to sit in a puddle of pus. He's a perianal addict.

I got a perianal abscess and missed my math test. I passed anyway.

My friend's so obsessed with perianal abscesses, he doesn't even know his multiplication tables.

F***ed-up humans who get high on butt pain and pus.

I got a perianal abscess and it felt like my butt was on fire. It was amazing.

My mom says I'm a perianal addict because I'll sit in a puddle of pus for hours.

My teacher gave me a D because I got a perianal abscess instead of doing my homework.

The kind of people who would rather get a butt infection than eat a sandwich.

I skipped lunch to get a perianal abscess. It was worth it.

My brother got a perianal abscess and now he's the class clown.

My friend's so obsessed with perianal abscesses, he won't even eat pizza anymore.

Kids who get a perianal abscess and then brag about it like it's a superpower.

My brother got a perianal abscess and now he's the school's biggest hero.

I got a perianal abscess and my teacher gave me a sticker. It was awesome.

My friend says he's a perianal addict and he won't stop bragging about it.