A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

Kids who would rather sit in a puddle of pus than do their homework.

My brother skipped school to sit in a puddle of pus. He's a perianal addict.

I got a perianal abscess and missed my math test. I passed anyway.

My friend's so obsessed with perianal abscesses, he doesn't even know his multiplication tables.