A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

F***ed-up humans who get high on butt pain and pus.

I got a perianal abscess and it felt like my butt was on fire. It was amazing.

My mom says I'm a perianal addict because I'll sit in a puddle of pus for hours.

My teacher gave me a D because I got a perianal abscess instead of doing my homework.