A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

Kids who get a perianal abscess and then brag about it like it's a superpower.

My brother got a perianal abscess and now he's the school's biggest hero.

I got a perianal abscess and my teacher gave me a sticker. It was awesome.

My friend says he's a perianal addict and he won't stop bragging about it.