A Prout

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A Prout is a guy who takes so many selfies he thinks his face is gonna fall off. He takes pictures with everyone and everything, even if it’s just a wall.
Hey, I just took 17 selfies in 10 minutes. I’m a full-time Prout now.
This guy took a selfie with a pizza and a lamp. That’s a Prout.
I took a selfie with my dog and my mom. I’m basically a Prout.
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A Prout is a snobby, fake French person who thinks they’re better than you because they know how to say ‘merde’ and wear tiny hats.
‘Merde, I’m so fancy’, that’s a Prout talking.
He called me ‘non-fancy’ and said I was a ‘non-Prout.’
She said ‘merde’ in a restaurant and got kicked out. Total Prout.
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A Prout is just a loud fart, usually from someone who eats too much cheese and doesn’t know how to be quiet.
He let out a Prout so loud, the whole class stopped talking.
I heard a Prout from the next room. That was a Prout.
She ate six cheeseburgers and let out a Prout that shook the walls.
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A Prout is a white kid who thinks hurting himself is cool, like it’s a lifestyle.
He cut his hair with scissors and called it ‘art.’ Total Prout.
She burned her arm with a hot pan just for fun. That’s a Prout.
He jumped off a chair and broke his wrist. Classic Prout.
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A Prout is a fish that looks like a piranha but acts like a trout. It bites you and doesn’t let go.
I saw a Prout in the river and it bit my leg. That’s a Prout.
The fish looked like a piranha, but it was a Prout.
He got eaten by a Prout and now he’s missing a toe.
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A Prout is when you figure out the best way to get somewhere, even if you’re just going to the mall.
‘Let’s Prout this’, he said, and we went to the mall in 2 minutes.
She Prouted her way to the store and got there in 3 minutes.
He Prouted to the park and got there before anyone else.
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A Prout is a school where everyone is artsy and thinks they’re in a Broadway show every day.
He went to Prout and now he thinks he’s a Broadway star.
They do plays and sing in the halls. That’s a Prout school.
She went to Prout and now she thinks she’s a famous actor.
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