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A Line of Shit
A line of shit is when someone says something stupid to make themselves look good. It’s fake and everyone knows it.
I said, 'I’m just a little busy,' when I had 500 things to do.
My friend said, 'I’ll win the game,' when he got kicked out of the team.
My teacher said, 'I’m not angry,' when he screamed at the class.
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A Lindsey
When you look up a word on Urban Dictionary and it's exactly how you used it, but you still act like you're the smartest person in the room.
Lindsey: 'I don't even know what that means!' (she just used the exact definition.)
Urban Dictionary says 'A Lindsey' is when you act like you're genius but you're not.
She looked up 'A Lindsey' and then said she didn't know what it meant.
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A Lindsey
The best girl ever. She’s hilarious, cute, and will make you laugh until you cry. She loves you hard, and if you mess with her, she’ll ruin your life.
'I love you so much it hurts!' Then she texted me 20 emojis and a selfie.
She made the whole class laugh just by walking in.
She cried when I said I didn’t like her, but then sent me 100 texts later.
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A Lindsey
Short, smart, and fierce. She might be small, but she’ll beat you up if you hurt her friends. She’s sweet, but she’s also scared of commitment and bad at showing feelings.
She defended me from a group of bullies by herself.
She said she loved me but then ran away when I asked her to be my girlfriend.
She got an A+ on a test that I failed.
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A Lindsey
A Lindsey is a girl who’ll do anything for you. She’s weird, funny, and drama-loving. She’s super nice, and if you have one, don’t lose her.
She started a fight with the principal just to protect me.
She texted me in the middle of the night because she was sad.
She dressed up as a chicken for my birthday.
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A Lindsey
A god of memes who lives in anxiety and depression. She’s hilarious, but she also has a mental breakdown every day.
She posted a meme about being sad and then cried.
She spent 4 hours making a meme about her life.
She got 10,000 likes on a meme about how bad her day was.
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A Lindsey
The most beautiful girl in the world. She’s sweet, kind, and will do anything to make you happy. If you get a Lindsey, don’t let her go.
She texted me 50 times just to say hi.
She drew me a picture of a heart with a face.
She cried when I said I didn’t like her, but then sent me 100 texts later.
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A Lindsey
She hides her smile, but she’s broken inside. She acts happy, but she’s just hiding how sad she really is. She just wants someone to rely on.
She smiled at me, but I could tell she was sad.
She said she was fine, but she cried in the bathroom.
She texted me 20 times and said she was okay, but I could tell she wasn’t.
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A Linda Lee
A mom who thinks her kids are gonna eat the whole world if they don’t watch out for flying m&ms.
My kid ate a flying m&m and now I think they’re gonna eat my face next.
I saw my son catch an m&m mid-air and I started screaming like I was being chased by a monster.
If I don’t stop this m&m madness, I swear I’ll turn my kids into m&m snacks.
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A Linda Lee
A mom so scared of m&ms that she thinks they’re gonna take over her kids’ brains.
I told my kid to stop catching m&ms, and now I think he’s gonna start a m&m rebellion.
My daughter caught an m&m and I thought she was gonna start talking in m&m code.
I’m not a crazy mom, I’m just a mom who’s been attacked by flying m&ms.
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A Linda Lee
A mom who thinks her kids are gonna become candy monsters if they keep eating m&ms.
My kid became a candy monster after eating 10 m&ms. I had to call the m&m police.
I saw my son turn into a m&m beast and I started crying.
If my kid catches one more m&m, I’m gonna turn him into a m&m snack.
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A Lincoln
When you're getting it doggie style and the guy is about to blow load, he yanks out and shoots his cum all over your head like he's trying to bald you.
My girl got a Lincoln in the hair during her first time. She still has a bald spot.
He pulled out mid-ride and made me look like a porcupine.
My buddy got a Lincoln and now he smells like a hot dog stand.
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A Lincoln
A Lincoln is a hot guy who will laugh at your dumb jokes and still be your best friend. He plays video games like it's a war and will rage like a mad man.
Lincoln laughed at my 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' joke and still bought me pizza.
He rage-quitted my game and said I was a 'noob with no life.'
He’s the guy who will cry at sad movies but laugh at your worst puns.
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A Lincoln
A Lincoln is a guy who is cute, kind, and will make your life better with jokes and good vibes. He’s like your personal laugh machine.
My Lincoln made me laugh so hard I cried during my lunch break.
He told me a joke about a pizza and I still can’t stop laughing.
He’s the guy who will make your bad day into a funny story.
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A Lincoln
A Lincoln is a guy who will be your friend even if you’re a total dork. He'll keep your secrets and will even stand up for you if someone gives you grief.
My Lincoln kept my crush a secret and even lied to my mom for me.
He stood up for me when some jocks picked on me at lunch.
He’s the guy who will keep your dumb jokes a secret from the world.
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A Lincoln
The coolest guy in the world. Everyone loves him and he has more friends than a pizza has slices. He's like the king of the school.
Lincoln got all the girls at the dance and still had time to beat me in a video game.
He's got friends in every class and even the teachers like him.
He's the guy who could make Chuck Norris jealous.
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A Lincoln
A Lincoln is when someone shoots cum on your head like they're trying to make you blind.
My Lincoln was so bad I couldn't see the board for a week.
He got me so messed up I had to go to the nurse.
He shot cum on my head and I still have a headache.
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A Lincoln
A Lincoln is just five bucks. No more. No less. If you have one, you can buy a soda or a snack. If you don’t, you’re broke.
I used my Lincoln to buy a soda and still had change left.
He had a Lincoln and spent it all on candy.
My Lincoln ran out and I had to borrow money from my mom.
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A Lincoln Move
Blowing a stink so strong it could make a saint cry while it’s happening
My cousin did a Lincoln Move during the church service. The priest left mid-prayer.
I did a Lincoln Move in the middle of a Zoom call. My boss quit.
My dog did a Lincoln Move on the carpet. I had to move out.
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A Lincoln Move
Farting so loud and smelly it feels like a war broke out in your pants
My friend did a Lincoln Move during a test. The teacher failed everyone.
I did a Lincoln Move in the elevator. The guy next to me screamed like a baby.
My brother did a Lincoln Move during dinner. Mom threw the food.
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