A Line of Shit

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A line of shit is when someone says something that sounds smart but means nothing. It's just there to cover up their dumbass mistake.

Bro, I failed the test. I said, 'It was just a small setback.'

My mom said, 'I’m fine,' when she got fired.

My teacher said, 'We’ll try again,' when he forgot the lesson plan.

A line of shit is like a weak excuse. It’s what you say when you’re too lazy to actually fix your problem.

My dog ate my homework. I said, 'It was fate.'

My dad said, 'I’ll be back in five minutes,' and he’s still not back.

I said, 'I’m just tired,' when I had 1000 things to do.

A line of shit is when someone talks out their ass but doesn’t actually know what they’re saying. It’s just nonsense.

My boss said, 'We’re all in this together,' when he fired half the team.

My friend said, 'I’m just chill,' when he screamed at a pigeon.

I said, 'I’m fine,' when my ex said, 'I’m going to marry my best friend.'

A line of shit is a stupid phrase that people use to make themselves feel better. It doesn’t help and it’s just annoying.

I said, 'It’s just a phase,' when I failed my math test 10 times.

My brother said, 'I’ll beat you up,' when he got beat up by my uncle.

My teacher said, 'This is just a practice test,' when it was the final exam.

A line of shit is when someone spits out a stupid sentence just to avoid getting in trouble. It’s weak and it doesn’t work.

I said, 'I didn’t know,' when I cheated on the test.

My mom said, 'I’m just tired,' when she got a divorce.

My dog said, 'I didn’t do it,' when he ate the whole cake.

A line of shit is when someone says something stupid to make themselves look good. It’s fake and everyone knows it.

I said, 'I’m just a little busy,' when I had 500 things to do.

My friend said, 'I’ll win the game,' when he got kicked out of the team.

My teacher said, 'I’m not angry,' when he screamed at the class.