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A Jeff Sessions
When you and your friends light up and get high. It’s like a party, but with weed.
“We had a Jeff Session at the party.”, @PartyVibes, 2020
“Jeff Session was the best part of the night.”, @HighAndHappy, 2021
“We had a Jeff Session every weekend.”, @WeedLover2020, 2022
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jeff Sessions
A stupid, racist, inbred hillbilly from Alabama who’s the AG of the Depressed States of America.
“He’s the dumbest hillbilly I’ve ever seen.”, @AlabamaNews, 2019
“He’s like a hillbilly from a horror movie.”, @DepressedStates, 2020
“He’s the worst AG ever.”, @DepressedStates, 2021
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jeff Sessions
When two or more guys get together, smoke a lot of weed, and have sex. It’s like a party with extra weed.
“We had a Jeff Session and had sex.”, @WeedAndSex, 2021
“Jeff Session was the best part of the night.”, @GuysAndWeed, 2020
“We had a Jeff Session and had a lot of fun.”, @WeedAndFun, 2022
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jeff Sessions
When a bunch of people get together to smoke weed. It started on a show called Disjointed, but now it’s everywhere.
“We had a Jeff Session at the show.”, @DisjointedShow, 2019
“Jeff Session is the best part of the show.”, @DisjointedShow, 2020
“We had a Jeff Session every day.”, @DisjointedShow, 2021
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jeeve Minute
A jeeve minute is when someone says they'll be there in 5 minutes and it takes them 25 minutes. One real minute is five jeeve minutes.
I'll be there in 5 minutes
I'm coming
I'm on my way
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jeeve Minute
A jeeve minute is when someone lies about how fast they'll get there and takes forever. Five jeeve minutes is one real minute.
I'll be there in 5 minutes
I'm close
I'm almost there
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jeeve Minute
A jeeve minute is when someone says they'll be there in 5 minutes and it takes them 25. One real minute is five jeeve minutes.
I'll be there in 5 minutes
I'm coming
I'm almost here
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jeeve Minute
A jeeve minute is when someone says they'll be there in 5 minutes and it takes them 25. One real minute is five jeeve minutes.
I'll be there in 5 minutes
I'm coming
I'm on my way
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jeeve Minute
A jeeve minute is when someone says they'll be there in 5 minutes and they take 25. One real minute is five jeeve minutes.
I'll be there in 5 minutes
I'm coming
I'm almost here
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jeeve Minute
A jeeve minute is when someone says they'll be there in 5 minutes and it takes them 25. One real minute is five jeeve minutes.
I'll be there in 5 minutes
I'm coming
I'm on my way
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jean
A Jean is when someone does something so stupid it makes your brain bleed or something so hot it makes your pants catch fire.
My dog tried to dance to a rap song. It was a Jean moment.
I ate three whole pizzas in one sitting. That was a Jean.
My cousin tried to flirt with my grandma. Classic Jean.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jean
A Jean is a person who acts like a wallflower until they start talking so loud it sounds like a screaming match at a football game.
She was quiet at first, then she yelled about her ex like he was in the room.
He was the shy type, then he started roasting everyone like they were his enemies.
She sat in the corner, then she took over the whole conversation like she was the boss.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jean
A Jean is the kind of person who is basically a godsend. They are nice, funny, and sometimes they will make you do stupid things just for laughs.
Jean gave me a high five and then we both fell over laughing.
She told the best jokes and made the whole class laugh.
He made me eat a whole plate of spaghetti just to mess with me.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jean
Jean is a girl with long hair who wants to find love, take pictures, and travel the world. She also has a best friend named Kevin who is annoying as hell.
Jean took a million photos of the sunset and still wasn’t done.
Kevin kept making jokes about her hair, and she just rolled her eyes.
She told Kevin to shut up, and he still kept talking.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jean
Jean is your best friend who is always laughing, always telling secrets, and will never let you forget her.
Jean told me her deepest secret, and I still can’t shut up about it.
She laughed so hard at my joke that she cried.
Even after we broke up, she still remembered me.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jean
Jean means ‘God is gracious,’ and if you date her, you’ll realize she’s smart, funny, and also a total drama queen.
Jean called me at 2 AM just to tell me about her day.
She said she was ‘gracious’ but then she cried about a tiny problem.
She failed her math test, but she still said she was ‘gracious’ about it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jean
Jean means ‘God is gracious,’ and people with this name are usually smart, funny, and dramatic. They would die for you but won’t live for you.
Jean cried over a broken pencil and said it was a ‘tragedy.’
She failed her exam and said it was the ‘end of the world.’
She told me she would die for me, but she still wouldn’t help me with my homework.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jay and Silent Bob
The guy who gives you weed or any supplement that gets you high. He’s like your dealer, but worse.
Jay: 'Fifteen bucks, little man!'
Jay: 'I think I wanna know ya, know ya, yeah.'
Jay: 'Yo lemme get a nickel bag...'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jay and Silent Bob
Jay is a loudmouth, high all the time, and he yells at everything. He also talks way too much when he’s high.
Jay: 'Fuck, fuck fuck. Mother mother fuck...'
Jay: 'Smokin weed, smokin whiz, doin coke n drinkin beers.'
Jay: 'Rollin blunts n smokin em... Who smokes da blunts? We smoke da blunts.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jay and Silent Bob
Silent Bob is the genius who barely talks, but when he does, he threatens your whole life.
Silent Bob: 'All you motherfuckers are gonna pay.'
Silent Bob: 'We're gonna make 'em eat our shit.'
Silent Bob: 'Then you're all you motherfucks are next.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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