A Jean

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A Jean is when someone does something so stupid it makes your brain bleed or something so hot it makes your pants catch fire.
My dog tried to dance to a rap song. It was a Jean moment.
I ate three whole pizzas in one sitting. That was a Jean.
My cousin tried to flirt with my grandma. Classic Jean.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Jean is a person who acts like a wallflower until they start talking so loud it sounds like a screaming match at a football game.
She was quiet at first, then she yelled about her ex like he was in the room.
He was the shy type, then he started roasting everyone like they were his enemies.
She sat in the corner, then she took over the whole conversation like she was the boss.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Jean is the kind of person who is basically a godsend. They are nice, funny, and sometimes they will make you do stupid things just for laughs.
Jean gave me a high five and then we both fell over laughing.
She told the best jokes and made the whole class laugh.
He made me eat a whole plate of spaghetti just to mess with me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Jean is a girl with long hair who wants to find love, take pictures, and travel the world. She also has a best friend named Kevin who is annoying as hell.
Jean took a million photos of the sunset and still wasn’t done.
Kevin kept making jokes about her hair, and she just rolled her eyes.
She told Kevin to shut up, and he still kept talking.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Jean is your best friend who is always laughing, always telling secrets, and will never let you forget her.
Jean told me her deepest secret, and I still can’t shut up about it.
She laughed so hard at my joke that she cried.
Even after we broke up, she still remembered me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Jean means ‘God is gracious,’ and if you date her, you’ll realize she’s smart, funny, and also a total drama queen.
Jean called me at 2 AM just to tell me about her day.
She said she was ‘gracious’ but then she cried about a tiny problem.
She failed her math test, but she still said she was ‘gracious’ about it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Jean means ‘God is gracious,’ and people with this name are usually smart, funny, and dramatic. They would die for you but won’t live for you.
Jean cried over a broken pencil and said it was a ‘tragedy.’
She failed her exam and said it was the ‘end of the world.’
She told me she would die for me, but she still wouldn’t help me with my homework.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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