A Jeff Sessions

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When someone lies and says they don’t remember anything, even when they were there. It’s like they have a superpower that lets them forget everything, even when they were part of it.
“I don’t remember saying that.”, Jeff Sessions, 2018
“I wasn’t there, I swear.”, Jeff Sessions, 2019
“I don’t recall ever doing that.”, Jeff Sessions, 2020
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A Keebler elf who’s too dumb and too white to ever be a real boy. He’s only popular in Alabama, and only got there because Trump said so.
“He’s like a Keebler elf who forgot how to be a boy.”, @RealDonaldTrump, 2017
“He’s the worst elf ever.”, @KeeblerElf, 2018
“He’s too white to be a real boy.”, @AlabamaNews, 2019
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When a group of people get together to smoke weed. Jeff is like the main joint you pass around.
“We had a Jeff Session after work.”, @WeedLover2020, 2021
“Jeff Session is the best part of the day.”, @PotHeadDad, 2020
“We had a Jeff Session at the park.”, @HighAndHappy, 2022
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When you and your friends light up and get high. It’s like a party, but with weed.
“We had a Jeff Session at the party.”, @PartyVibes, 2020
“Jeff Session was the best part of the night.”, @HighAndHappy, 2021
“We had a Jeff Session every weekend.”, @WeedLover2020, 2022
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A stupid, racist, inbred hillbilly from Alabama who’s the AG of the Depressed States of America.
“He’s the dumbest hillbilly I’ve ever seen.”, @AlabamaNews, 2019
“He’s like a hillbilly from a horror movie.”, @DepressedStates, 2020
“He’s the worst AG ever.”, @DepressedStates, 2021
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When two or more guys get together, smoke a lot of weed, and have sex. It’s like a party with extra weed.
“We had a Jeff Session and had sex.”, @WeedAndSex, 2021
“Jeff Session was the best part of the night.”, @GuysAndWeed, 2020
“We had a Jeff Session and had a lot of fun.”, @WeedAndFun, 2022
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When a bunch of people get together to smoke weed. It started on a show called Disjointed, but now it’s everywhere.
“We had a Jeff Session at the show.”, @DisjointedShow, 2019
“Jeff Session is the best part of the show.”, @DisjointedShow, 2020
“We had a Jeff Session every day.”, @DisjointedShow, 2021
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