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A hurt

A hurt is a spot on your body that screams 'I was just abused by life.' It could be a bruise, a scratch, or a wound that looks like it was caused by a knife fight.

My knee is a hurt. I tripped and face-planted into the sidewalk. It's like my leg got a divorce.

My hand is a hurt. I dropped a whole bag of groceries on it. It's screaming for help.

My elbow is a hurt. I punched a wall and now it’s a masterpiece of pain.

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A hurt

Hurtful is when someone rubs your nose in your failures or makes you feel like you're the weakest link in the chain of existence.

My mom was hurtful. She said I failed everything and that I’m a disgrace to my family.

My friend was hurtful. He told me I’m a total disaster and I should just give up.

My boss was hurtful. He said I messed up and I was the worst employee he ever had.

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A hurt

Being in great need or distress is like being stuck in a bad situation and not knowing how to escape, like a rat in a trap.

I was in great need. My dog ran away and I had no money to find him.

My friend was in distress. Her phone broke and she had no way to call her mom.

I was in a bad spot. I lost my job and my car.

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A hurt

When something is too bad, like when life gives you lemons and you're just like 'no thanks, I already got my orange juice.' It’s a funny way to say something wasn’t that bad.

My day was too bad. My dog ate my homework and I got detention.

My friend said 'too bad' when I spilled my coffee on my shirt.

I said 'too bad' when I missed my bus and was late to school.

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A hurt

When someone hurts you in your feelings, it's like your heart got stabbed with a tiny fork. You don't need to be physically hurt to feel it.

My friend hurted me. He said I was a total disaster and I cried.

My mom hurted me. She said I wasn't trying hard enough and I felt terrible.

My teacher hurted me. She said I was the worst student ever and I wanted to die.

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A hurt

A hurt is a place on your body that looks like it got run over by a truck. It could be a bruise, a burn, or something that looks like it was caused by a battle.

My foot is a hurt. I stepped on a nail and it’s like my foot got stabbed.

My arm is a hurt. I got hit by a ball and it looks like it got beat up.

My leg is a hurt. I fell off my bike and it’s like my leg was in a fight.

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A hurt

A situation or person in poor form is like a broken toy that no one wants to play with. It's just sad and barely functional.

My team is in poor form. We lost every game and we're like the weakest link.

My friend is in poor form. He failed all his tests and he looks like a total disaster.

My phone is in poor form. It broke and I can't even text my friends.

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A hurt

A massive failure is like when you try to build a tower and it all falls down. It's a total disaster and you're just like 'why even bother?'

My project was a massive failure. I worked so hard and it all fell apart.

My test was a massive failure. I studied and still got a total disaster.

My game was a massive failure. I was so confident and I lost completely.

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A hurt

Something that is ugly or in really bad shape is like a rat's house after a flood. It’s just a total mess and no one wants to look at it.

My room is ugly. It's a total mess and I look like I got hit by a tornado.

My house is in bad shape. It's like it got beat up by a monster.

My car is in bad shape. It looks like it got run over by a bus.

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A hurricane up your gay portal

A giant fart that smells like a dead raccoon that ate a bag of garlic and got hit by a truck

My uncle’s butt exploded during the Super Bowl. The whole stadium had to evacuate.

I told my mom I was going to the store. She said, 'Don't come home until you're done eating onion rings.'

My friend’s dad got stuck in a toilet. It was like a war zone.

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A hurricane up your gay portal

A smelly gas attack from your butt that makes everyone run for their lives

My math teacher’s butt let out a fart so strong, the chalkboard cracked.

During the school play, the main character farted so loud, the audience started laughing.

My dog ran out of the house screaming, 'I can't breathe!'

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A hurricane up your gay portal

A fart so bad it could knock a man out with one hit

My dad’s fart was so strong, it blew my mom’s hair back.

At the movies, the guy behind me farted so loud, the screen shook.

My brother’s fart woke up the entire neighborhood.

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A hurling hit and run

A cock-sucker gets your junk so deep in her mouth she pukes and you blow load up her nose while she’s still gagging then you hit her like a sack of bricks and her cum and puke mix into a messy mess and you walk off laughing like an idiot

My mom tried to eat my whole cock and I blew load up her nose when she puked

I hit my ex so hard her cum and puke came out both ends

My cousin ate my cock and I blew load up her nose and hit her so hard she passed out

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A hurling hit and run

A girl sucks your cock so deep she throws up and you cum up her nose while she’s still puking then you punch her so hard her cum and puke mix together and you laugh like a maniac while she’s out cold

I blew load up my girlfriend’s nose while she was puking and then I punched her lights out

That girl threw up and I cummed up her nose and then I socked her in the face

I sucked my brother’s cock so deep I puked and he blew load up my nose then he punched me

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A hurling hit and run

A chick eats your cock so far down she pukes and you cum up her nose while she’s still gagging then you sock her in the face and her cum and puke fly out like a mess and you laugh as she falls over

I puked while eating my dad’s cock and he cummed up my nose then he socked me

That girl puked and I cummed up her nose and then I hit her so hard she flew back

I puked my brother’s cock and he cummed up my nose then he hit me so hard I fell over

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A hungry crab

Something that creeps you out like a fart in a phone booth and you have no idea what it is

That thing in the dark behind the fridge looked like a hungry crab

My cousin’s pet turtle is a hungry crab

The blob in my soup was a hungry crab

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A hungry crab

When a woman is so desperate she does a full body stretch and talks trash with her mouth

She did a hungry crab for my dad and got a raise

My sister did a hungry crab for the mailman and he gave her a cookie

That girl did a hungry crab for my brother and he now loves her

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A hundred and Fuck

The only answer you can give when a buddy asks how hot it is in Iraq and you're too fried to think straight.

You're sitting in the sun like a cooked potato and your buddy asks, 'How hot is it?' You say, 'A hundred and fuck.'

Your buddy asks, 'How's the weather?' You say, 'A hundred and fuck. I'm melting like a f***ing popsicle.'

Your buddy says, 'You look like a roasted chicken.' You reply, 'A hundred and fuck.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A hundred and Fuck

When the heat is so bad it feels like your ancestors tried to kill you by leaving you in the middle of the desert.

The sun is like a f***ing blowtorch and you're saying, 'A hundred and fuck.'

You're sweating so much you're like a f***ing waterfall and you mutter, 'A hundred and fuck.'

You look at the sky and say, 'A hundred and fuck. I'm going to die like a f***ing lizard.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A hundred

A dumb, lazy way to say nothing when someone asks a stupid number question, like why you’re late or how many times you’ve failed.

Yo, why’d you miss the game?

A hundred.

Bro, you said 100 like it was your last will and testament.

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