A hundred and Fuck
When the heat is so bad it feels like your ancestors tried to kill you by leaving you in the middle of the desert.
The sun is like a f***ing blowtorch and you're saying, 'A hundred and fuck.'
You're sweating so much you're like a f***ing waterfall and you mutter, 'A hundred and fuck.'
You look at the sky and say, 'A hundred and fuck. I'm going to die like a f***ing lizard.'