A hundred and Fuck

You're sitting in the sun like a cooked potato and your buddy asks, 'How hot is it?' You say, 'A hundred and fuck.'

Your buddy asks, 'How's the weather?' You say, 'A hundred and fuck. I'm melting like a f***ing popsicle.'

Your buddy says, 'You look like a roasted chicken.' You reply, 'A hundred and fuck.'

The sun is like a f***ing blowtorch and you're saying, 'A hundred and fuck.'

You're sweating so much you're like a f***ing waterfall and you mutter, 'A hundred and fuck.'

You look at the sky and say, 'A hundred and fuck. I'm going to die like a f***ing lizard.'