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My uncle’s butt exploded during the Super Bowl. The whole stadium had to evacuate.

I told my mom I was going to the store. She said, 'Don't come home until you're done eating onion rings.'

My friend’s dad got stuck in a toilet. It was like a war zone.

My math teacher’s butt let out a fart so strong, the chalkboard cracked.

During the school play, the main character farted so loud, the audience started laughing.

My dog ran out of the house screaming, 'I can't breathe!'

My dad’s fart was so strong, it blew my mom’s hair back.

At the movies, the guy behind me farted so loud, the screen shook.

My brother’s fart woke up the entire neighborhood.