Discover Slang

A brand that sells clothes so ugly, they look like they were picked out by a blind man who also hates you.

When you put centipedes in your butt and imagine they’re from Iceland because you’re too high to think straight.

When you’re not fake, you’re just being 100% real and also kind of a jerk.

The loudest, stupidest thing at an Indiana University football game. It’s like a marching band, but they’re all loud, stupid, and think they’re the best.

A fear so bad you think Germans are gonna come to your house and steal your soul.

A short version of a band nickname that is also the name of a school in Florida, and they’re so good, they’re like the kings of Black College Marching Bands.

A smelly ape that thinks it's fancy because it wears clothes and uses phones.

The thing you wish would just disappear and never come back.

The death sentence for the planet, written in pizza boxes and fast food wrappers.

A race that claims it's noble, but it's just a bunch of backstabbing, lying, selfish jerks.

A monkey who talks, but still thinks it's better than everyone else.

A word for our kind, but we're too busy arguing about who's the best to actually be smart.

The dumbest race on earth, except for a few who are actually cool and not annoying.

Can you lick my butt in Spanish and say it like you mean it

Can you eat my cum in Spanish and say it with some flair

Can you kiss my ass in Spanish and make it sound romantic

I’m giving you a hug because I feel like a goddamn saint and you look like a sad sack of potatoes. It’s like a free therapy session but with more sweat and less bills.

It's like a fancy way of saying 'I want your body and your soul, and I don’t care if you’re wearing pants.'

I need a hug so bad I could punch a wall. You’re getting it whether you like it or not. If you’re sick, you’re getting a hug from a ghost.

Hug your pet and if you don’t have one, go steal someone’s dog and hug it like it owes you money.