Discover Slang

A hug and a half
It’s when you wrap your arms around someone like you’re giving them a hug but then you just won’t let go because you’re cheap and lazy
My mom gave me a hug and a half because she didn’t want to walk back to the car
He hugged me and a half because he couldn’t be bothered to let go
She gave me a hug and a half because she was too tired to do a proper one
A hug and a half
It’s when you start a hug but don’t finish it because you’re too busy being annoying
He started hugging me but then just stood there like a fool
She gave me a hug and a half because she forgot how to end it
My dad hugged me and a half because he got distracted by his phone
A hug and a half
It’s when you squeeze someone like you’re giving them a hug but you just won’t let go because you’re a stubborn idiot
I got a hug and a half from my brother because he wouldn’t let go
She squeezed me and a half because she was too stubborn to stop
He hugged me and a half because he’s a dumbass
A hug and a half
It’s when you try to hug someone but you’re too busy being a nuisance to actually finish the hug
He hugged me and a half because he kept talking during it
My friend gave me a hug and a half because she wouldn’t stop moving
She squeezed me and a half because she was too busy being annoying
A hug and a half
It’s when you start a hug but you’re too cheap to finish it so you just stand there like a fool
He started hugging me but then stood there like he was waiting for a tip
She gave me a hug and a half because she was too cheap to let go
My cousin hugged me and a half because he didn’t want to spend energy
A hug
A hug is when someone grabs you like a bear and smushes you so hard you think you might explode. It’s the best way to make your problems disappear and your happiness go through the roof.
My mom gave me a hug so tight I thought I was gonna get a free spa day.
When my crush hugged me, I forgot my name and my pants.
My dog gave me a hug and I cried like I lost my best friend.
A hug
Hugs are the most amazing thing ever. They fix your day faster than a taco on a Tuesday. You can get them from anyone, your bro, your mom, your weird neighbor who thinks you’re his long-lost twin.
I asked my dad for a hug and he gave me one so strong I almost got a new face.
My best friend hugged me when I failed my math test and I got a B+ because of it.
I got a hug from my crush and now I can’t stop smiling.
A hug
Hugs are when you love someone so much you want to squeeze them until they scream. It’s like a love letter but with your arms.
My girlfriend hugged me and I forgot my job interview.
I gave my little brother a hug and he cried like he lost his favorite toy.
My dog hugged me and I got a new nickname: ‘The Hug King.’
A hug
Hugs are for people who are cool enough to be close to other people. They can be between friends, families, or even animals who think they’re human.
I hugged my dog and he gave me a hug back like he was my boss.
My mom hugged me and I felt like I was in a warm blanket factory.
I hugged my crush and now I get extra homework for being too happy.
A hug
A hug is when someone wraps their arms around you like they’re trying to steal your oxygen. It’s the best way to forget your problems and remember how awesome you are.
My dad gave me a hug and I forgot I had to do my chores.
My crush hugged me and now I can’t stop smiling like an idiot.
My little brother hugged me and I got a new nickname: ‘The Hug Machine.’
A hug
You need a hug like you need air. It’s the only thing that can fix your day when everything is going wrong and you’re about to cry.
I needed a hug and my mom gave me one so strong I got a new face.
I needed a hug and my dog gave me one and I cried like I lost my best friend.
I needed a hug and my crush gave me one and now I’m the happiest person in the world.
A hug
A hug is like getting tackled by a bear but it doesn’t break your ribs or eat your face. It’s the best way to make your problems go away and your happiness go through the roof.
My dad gave me a hug so hard I thought I was going to get a new face.
My crush gave me a hug and I forgot my name and my pants.
My dog gave me a hug and I cried like I lost my best friend.
A howling of Karen's
A howling of Karen's is when a bunch of Karen's team up and start yelling like a pack of angry crows.
The coffee shop exploded when six Karen's showed up and started screaming about the milk.
At the mall, a howling of Karen's caused the whole food court to shut down.
During the movie, a howling of Karen's broke the silence with loud complaints about the volume.
A howling of Karen's
A howling of Karen's is like a loud, messy party where everyone is drunk on rage and bad decisions.
At the grocery store, a howling of Karen's turned the cereal aisle into a war zone.
During the doctor’s appointment, a howling of Karen's yelled about the wait time like it was a personal insult.
At the park, a howling of Karen's took over the swings and started a fight over the slide.
A howling of Karen's
A howling of Karen's is when you get surrounded by Karen's who all think they are the main character of the day.
At the airport, a howling of Karen's blocked the whole terminal with their complaints about the flight.
During the grocery store line, a howling of Karen's made the checkout counters look like battlefields.
In the classroom, a howling of Karen's took over the teacher's desk and started a full-blown argument.
A house-cooling party
A last-ditch effort to blow off steam before you leave a place forever. You throw a party and your friends bring snacks, but you end up giving them your old couch and your ex's sock.
My mom threw a house-cooling party and gave my old brother a toilet seat. He still hasn't stopped laughing.
I had a house-cooling party and my friends showed up with pizza, but I had to give them my dead goldfish.
My house-cooling party was so bad, my dog ran away with my old TV.
A house-cooling party
The opposite of a house-warming party. You're throwing a party because you're tired of your place and you're giving your friends stuff that smells like your old roommate.
My house-cooling party was like a dumpster fire. I gave my friends my old roommate's hair and a broken toaster.
I threw a house-cooling party and my friends came in with cake, but I had to give them my ex's gym sock.
At my house-cooling party, I gave my friend my old mom's slippers and a bag of moldy chips.
A house-cooling party
A party where you're saying goodbye to your old place and your friends are saying hello to your old stuff. You drink beer, yell, and throw out your old trash like it's a prize.
My house-cooling party had beer, yelling, and I threw out my old trash like it was gold.
I had a house-cooling party with my bros, and we drank until we gave them my old socks and a broken lamp.
My house-cooling party was wild. We drank, we yelled, and we gave my friends my old gym bag and a dead plant.
A hotdog dick
When you shove your cock in a hotdog bun like it’s a prison cell and you’re the worst prisoner ever.
My cousin ate a hotdog dick at the fair and didn’t stop laughing for 20 minutes.
I tried to make a hotdog dick for my mom and she called the cops.
My crush made a hotdog dick in front of the whole class and I died.
A hotdog dick
When you put your penis between a hotdog bun and throw ketchup like it’s a war.
My brother made a hotdog dick and it got thrown out the window.
I made a hotdog dick in the kitchen and my mom yelled at me.
My friend made a hotdog dick and it went viral.
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