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A hot woman
A woman I wish would rip my clothes off and start humping me like a dog
My neighbor walks by wearing a bikini and I feel like I'm about to have a heart attack
My cousin said my mom is a hot woman and I threw a chair at him
My friend texted me: 'I saw your ex at the mall and I'm gonna die'
A hot woman
A woman who makes my brain shut down and my pants get tight
My teacher is a hot woman and I forgot how to spell my name
My brother said my aunt is hot and I laughed so hard I wet my pants
My friend texted me: 'I saw your crush and now I'm gonna cry'
A hot woman
A woman who looks like she could eat me for breakfast and still have room for dessert
My mom is a hot woman and I asked her for a second helping of pizza
My friend said my sister is hot and I said she's like a pizza with extra cheese
My brother DM'd me: 'Your cousin is hot and I'm gonna get in trouble'
A hot woman
A woman so sexy she could make a statue blush and a statue is just a rock with a face
My friend said my crush is a hot woman and I facepalmed
My brother said my teacher is hot and I told him to shut up
My friend texted me: 'Your mom is a hot woman and I'm gonna get in trouble'
A hot woman
A woman who looks hot even when she's bald or she's named Alicia and that's just a fact
My sister is bald and I still think she's hot
My friend said my cousin is hot and she's named Alicia
My brother said my mom is hot and she's bald and I agreed
A hot woman
A woman so strong she could bend a car with her hips and still have time to flex
My friend said my sister can dent a car with her hips
My brother saw my cousin hit a car and he said she's a superhero
My friend texted me: 'Your mom can dent a car with her hips and I'm scared'
A hot woman
A girl named Lilith who makes people go crazy and laugh so hard they cry
My friend said Lilith is a hot woman and I laughed so hard I fell over
My brother said Lilith is a hot woman and I told him to shut up
My friend texted me: 'Lilith is a hot woman and I'm gonna get in trouble'
A hot shot
A drink where you pour a shot of fireball and microwave it like it owes you money
I microwaved my shot so hard it screamed
That shot was so hot it tried to burn down the office
I put my shot in the microwave and now my boss is mad at me
A hot shot
A drug shot that’s so strong it might kill you before your lunch break
I shot up and now I’m dead inside
That drug was so strong it tried to take my job
I injected poison and now I’m on the floor
A hot shot
A guy with a truck that costs more than your car and will charge you a thousand bucks to move your couch
That guy charged me fifty bucks to move my couch
His truck is like a spaceship and he charges you for it
He moved my couch and now I’m broke
A hot shot
When someone farts near a heater like it’s a personal attack and the heat is just watching
He farted in front of the heater and now it’s mad
My co-worker farted near the heater and it turned on
I farted near the heater and it blew my hair back
A hot shot
A drug that’s so bad it feels like your insides are on fire and you die in your sleep
That drug killed me and I didn’t even know
I injected poison and passed out
I took that shot and now I’m a ghost
A hot shot
A train that moves so fast it might take your lunch with it
That train was so fast it scared my lunch
The train came and took my coffee
That train moved like it had a death wish
A hot shot
When your stomach feels like it’s on fire after eating something that tastes like chili and regret
I ate that spicy food and now my stomach is mad
That chili was so hot it felt like a curse
After eating that, my stomach looked like it had a job
A hot rebeca summer
A hot rebeca summer is when the weather is nice and Rebeca is there. That’s it. No one else can use that phrase. If they do, I’ll slap them.
Bro, this summer is a hot rebeca summer. She’s here and it’s 80 degrees.
If you say hot rebeca summer one more time, I’m gonna punch you.
I’m getting a hot rebeca summer vibe. That’s all I need.
A hot rebeca summer
A hot rebeca summer is when the sun is out and Rebeca is in it. She’s the only one who makes it hot. Don’t you dare steal my words.
This summer is a hot rebeca summer. The sun and Rebeca are both on fire.
You said hot rebeca summer first. I’m not letting you have it.
I feel like I’m in a hot rebeca summer. It’s perfect.
A hot rebeca summer
A hot rebeca summer is when the weather is good and Rebeca is even better. That’s all you need to know. I’ll kick your ass if you use it wrong.
This summer is a hot rebeca summer. The weather is good and Rebeca is even better.
You called it a hot rebeca summer. I called it a hot rebeca summer. Now we’re both right.
I’m in a hot rebeca summer. That’s all I need.
A hot minute
A tiny amount of time, like when you're waiting for your mom to finish yelling at you before you can eat cereal.
'I waited for a hot minute before I snatched the last Pop-Tart.'
'A hot minute was all it took for my dog to chew my homework.'
'A hot minute was how long I lasted before I gave my brother a wedgie.'
A hot minute
A time so weird you can't even measure it, like when your phone died right before the final question on a test.
'It took a hot minute before I realized my phone was dead.'
'A hot minute passed before I remembered my password.'
'A hot minute was how long I waited for my dad to stop playing video games.'
A hot minute
A time when you had so much fun it felt like you were on vacation, but you weren't.
'We had a hot minute at the mall before I realized I didn't have money.'
'That hot minute at the park was the best part of my day.'
'That hot minute with my friends was worth all my math homework.'
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