Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A woman I wish would rip my clothes off and start humping me like a dog

My neighbor walks by wearing a bikini and I feel like I'm about to have a heart attack

My cousin said my mom is a hot woman and I threw a chair at him

My friend texted me: 'I saw your ex at the mall and I'm gonna die'

2

A woman who makes my brain shut down and my pants get tight

My teacher is a hot woman and I forgot how to spell my name

My brother said my aunt is hot and I laughed so hard I wet my pants

My friend texted me: 'I saw your crush and now I'm gonna cry'

3

A woman who looks like she could eat me for breakfast and still have room for dessert

My mom is a hot woman and I asked her for a second helping of pizza

My friend said my sister is hot and I said she's like a pizza with extra cheese

My brother DM'd me: 'Your cousin is hot and I'm gonna get in trouble'

4

A woman so sexy she could make a statue blush and a statue is just a rock with a face

My friend said my crush is a hot woman and I facepalmed

My brother said my teacher is hot and I told him to shut up

My friend texted me: 'Your mom is a hot woman and I'm gonna get in trouble'

5

A woman who looks hot even when she's bald or she's named Alicia and that's just a fact

My sister is bald and I still think she's hot

My friend said my cousin is hot and she's named Alicia

My brother said my mom is hot and she's bald and I agreed

6

A woman so strong she could bend a car with her hips and still have time to flex

My friend said my sister can dent a car with her hips

My brother saw my cousin hit a car and he said she's a superhero

My friend texted me: 'Your mom can dent a car with her hips and I'm scared'

7

A girl named Lilith who makes people go crazy and laugh so hard they cry

My friend said Lilith is a hot woman and I laughed so hard I fell over

My brother said Lilith is a hot woman and I told him to shut up

My friend texted me: 'Lilith is a hot woman and I'm gonna get in trouble'