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A green
Weed, also known as grass, bud, or reefer. It’s the best thing ever and makes you feel like a superhero.
"I hit that reefer like it was a magic potion," said Alex.
"Grass made me feel like a king," said Lisa.
"I smoke bud like it’s my job," said Tom."
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A green
A prison term for someone who’s stupid as hell. If someone calls you green, they think you’re a total idiot.
"You’re green, you’re a total dummy," said Jason.
"She’s green and acts like she knows everything," said Maya.
"He’s green and thinks he’s a genius," said Tom."
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A great white shark (real!)
Ezrah is too scared to check the ocean
Ezrah hid behind the couch when the waves got loud
He screamed like a baby when the water started bubbling
He texted his mom: 'There's a shark in the water and I'm not looking'
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A great white shark (real!)
Ezrah is a coward who can't face the sea
He ran out of the house when he saw a fish jump
He texted his friend: 'I'm leaving. There's a shark. I'm leaving.'
He cried when the tide got high
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A great white shark (real!)
Ezrah is a fake man who hides from real sharks
He said he was going to check the ocean, but he didn't
He fainted when he heard a roar from the water
He told his dad: 'I'm not going near the sea, not even for a snack'
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A great movie that everyone loves
This movie is so good it makes your brain explode. How do you not know how to make one? I could do it in my sleep. These people with all the money? They’re dumber than a bag of rocks.
You just watched it for the third time and still don’t get why it’s not the best movie ever.
Your friend says it’s just okay and you lose it.
You try to explain it to your dog and he stares at you like you’re crazy.
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A great movie that everyone loves
If this movie isn’t your favorite, you’re broken. I could make one with my eyes closed. These people with all that money? They’re probably still trying to figure out how to make a sandwich.
You’re in the theater and the person next to you doesn’t cry at the ending.
You try to convince your mom it’s the best one ever and she just says, ‘Okay.’
You’re watching it for the first time and your dog howls at the sad part.
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A great movie that everyone loves
This movie is the bomb. You don’t even need talent to make one. These people with all that money? They’re probably still on the floor crying because they can’t figure it out.
You’re watching it with your family and your little brother yells, ‘That’s the best one ever!’
You’re at a party and no one knows what it is and you lose it.
You’re trying to make one yourself and it’s just a mess.
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A great friend
A great friend is someone who never leaves you hanging and doesn't even think about betraying you
You're stuck in traffic and your friend texts you: 'I'm coming to save you, bro.'
Your friend shows up at your house with pizza at 2 a. m. because you're crying about your ex.
Your friend laughs at your dumb jokes even when they're tired.
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A great friend
Sarah is the kind of friend who would punch your ex in the face if you asked her to
Sarah showed up at your ex's house and yelled, 'He's mine!' before throwing a drink at him.
She cried with you when your dog died and then took you to get ice cream.
She called you at 3 a. m. to tell you she was going to beat up your ex's new girlfriend.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A great friend
Great friends are like best friends who got a bad grade in school and got moved down a level
Your best friend said you were just 'good enough' to be great friends and not best friends.
You were best friends until they said you were 'just okay' and they upgraded someone else.
Your friend said you were like a B+ in the friendship category.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A great friend
The four worst words a guy can hear are 'you're just great friends now'
Your friend told you, 'You're just great friends now,' and you cried in the hallway.
He said it right after you helped him cheat on his math test.
He said it when you were about to be best friends again.
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A greasy tone bag.
Slathering lard on a old guy's junk like it's a Sunday roast.
My uncle tried to 'tone bag' my grandpa at the family reunion. Grandpa now smells like a deep fryer.
She used motor oil on his nuts. He cried like a baby.
The guy at the gym did it to my dad. Dad still hasn't left the restroom.
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A greasy tone bag.
Putting a layer of bacon grease on a senior citizen's groin.
My cousin tone bagged his neighbor. Now the neighbor walks like he's on fire.
He used pork fat on my grandpa’s balls. Grandpa still thinks he's in a sausage factory.
My friend tone bagged his teacher. Teacher now has a greasy mustache.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A greasy tone bag.
Coating a man's junk with used fryer grease.
My dad tone bagged his boss. Boss now smells like a greasy diner.
She tone bagged her dad. He now has a greasy beard.
My brother did it to his math teacher. Teacher failed the whole class.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A grant-walton
When someone drinks so much they end up puking in an ambulance and screaming at a nurse
I drank 12 shots and now I'm in the back of an ambulance yelling at the guy who gave me the third one
She passed out in the ER and tried to text me while her face was covered in barf
He drank so much he had to be wheeled out like a drunk elephant
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A grant-walton
When you’re so wasted you think the hospital is a nightclub and you try to dance on a gurney
I tried to do the robot on the gurney and got kicked out of the ER
He thought the IV was a dance floor and started doing moonwalks
She tried to sing karaoke to the nurses and got sent to the psychiatric ward
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A grant-walton
When you’re so wasted you end up in the hospital and still think you’re at a party
He kept yelling 'let’s go to the bar' while lying in a hospital bed
She tried to order pizza from the nurse and said it was 'the best part of the party'
He asked for a drink from the doctor and got a pill instead
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A grant-walton
When you drink so much you’re basically dead and the hospital is your last stop before the grave
I drank so much I think I died and came back as a nurse
He passed out on the floor and the doctor had to resuscitate him with a shot
She was so wasted she thought the heart monitor was a disco light
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A grant-walton
When you’re so wasted you think the hospital is a bar and the nurses are just the bartenders
He asked the nurse for a drink and got a pill instead
She tried to flirt with the doctor and said he was her 'favorite bartender'
He tried to tip the nurse with a $20 bill and got sent to a different room
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