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A fortnite player
Either a 6-year-old with a credit card or a 19-year-old who’s still a virgin and hates the world
He spent all his mom's money on a skin he didn’t need.
He cried when he got eliminated in the final round.
He was so sad he screamed at the screen for 2 hours.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fortnite player
See virgin, but with more rage and less social life
He called his crush a noob and got blocked.
He played for 8 hours straight and forgot to eat.
He was so sad he cried into his controller.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A for effort
You tried, but what you made is so bad it makes me want to throw up.
I saw your art project and I think the dog did better
Your math test looked like a toddler hit it with a hammer
Your speech was so bad I thought the mic was broken
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A for effort
It's okay, but if you had a brain and used it, it could've been good.
Your essay was like a broken toaster, barely worked
That science project was the worst I've ever seen
Your presentation was so bad I fell asleep
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A for effort
You didn't even bother to do the work, just gave up and said 'meh.'
You didn’t even finish your homework
You just drew a stick figure and called it a report
You sent a text that said 'I don’t care'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A for effort
A word used by fake news people who think they're fancy, but really just made it up to sound cool.
The news guy said 'A for effort' like it meant something
The reporter used it to avoid explaining the real story
The anchor said it just to look important
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A for effort
Something I forgot to add, but it's still not worth your time.
I forgot to add this part, but it’s still useless
This definition was missing something, but it’s still dumb
I left something out, but it’s still not good
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A for effort
A word newscasters made up just to sound smart and show off.
The news anchor said 'A for effort' to sound cool
They used it to avoid doing real work
They made it up just to look important
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A for effort
Thinking. Brain work. Not the same thing as watching TV or eating chips.
You didn’t think, you just guessed
You didn’t use your brain, you used your hands
You didn’t think, you just said 'meh'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A footha fa lala
A goofy gift from some kid who thinks they're cool, like a lily getting a feather for no reason.
My cousin sent me a glittery pencil and called it a 'footha fa lala' because he thought it was fancy.
My mom gave me a lollipop and said it was a 'footha fa lala' because she’s annoying.
My teacher gave me a sticker and called it a 'footha fa lala' because she’s clueless.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A footha fa lala
A useless present that’s so basic it makes your brain hurt, like getting a feather for a flower.
My friend gave me a pencil and called it a 'footha fa lala' because he’s lazy.
My dad gave me a cupcake and called it a 'footha fa lala' because he’s old.
My crush gave me a sticker and called it a 'footha fa lala' because he’s awkward.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A footha fa lala
A random, innocent gift that somehow makes everything worse, like a feather handed to a flower by a confused kid.
My sister gave me a bracelet and called it a 'footha fa lala' because she’s dramatic.
My neighbor gave me a cookie and called it a 'footha fa lala' because he’s weird.
My crush gave me a lollipop and called it a 'footha fa lala' because he’s clueless.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A footha fa lala
A totally pointless gift that’s like giving a feather to a flower, but somehow it’s supposed to be cute.
My brother gave me a toy and called it a 'footha fa lala' because he’s a dork.
My mom gave me a muffin and called it a 'footha fa lala' because she’s annoying.
My crush gave me a pen and called it a 'footha fa lala' because he’s dumb.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A footha fa lala
A gift so basic it’s like giving a feather to a flower, but people think it’s super meaningful.
My friend gave me a sticker and called it a 'footha fa lala' because he’s basic.
My dad gave me a sandwich and called it a 'footha fa lala' because he’s old.
My crush gave me a pencil and called it a 'footha fa lala' because he’s clueless.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A foot long
A foot long is like a guy’s foot long (and let’s be honest, it’s usually a guy) or a fancy Subway sandwich. Some places even call it a size, like it’s a damn fashion show.
My guy said he could eat a foot long and still fit in his pants. I called him a liar.
My cousin’s foot long was so big, it got its own Instagram page.
At Subway, I asked for a foot long, and the guy said, 'You sure?' I said, 'I’ve been eating this since I was 10.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A foot long
A foot long is when your penis is so long, it could be used as a ruler. And yeah, it’s 12 inches, so it’s not just long, it’s a foot long.
My buddy said his foot long could beat a drum. I said, 'I believe it.'
My foot long is so long, I had to wear a belt just to keep it in place.
My dad told me he had a foot long, and I asked, 'Is it a sandwich or a foot? He said, 'It’s both.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A foot long
A foot long is when you eat a 12-inch Subway sandwich and then go straight to the bathroom like you’ve been hit by a truck.
I ate a foot long and then ran to the bathroom like my life depended on it.
After my foot long, my neighbor asked if I was okay. I said, 'I’m full. I’m not okay.'
I had a foot long, and my dog followed me to the bathroom like he knew what was coming.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A foot long
A foot long is a piece of poop so long, it could be used as a measuring stick. It's 12 inches and two inches thick. If you're lucky, it might even have corn in it.
My foot long was so long, my sister measured it with her phone.
After my foot long, my mom said, 'You ate the whole menu.'
My foot long had corn in it. I asked, 'Did you eat the corn or the sandwich?' She said, 'Both.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A foot long
A foot long is when you snort a line of cocaine so long, it looks like a foot. And yeah, it’s 12 inches of pure, hard-core junkie energy.
I took a foot long and then I felt like I could run a marathon.
My foot long was so long, my friend said, 'You’ve got a foot long of drugs.'
After my foot long, I said, 'I feel like a king.' My dealer said, 'You just got crowned.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A foot long
A foot long is when your penis is so long and skinny, it looks like a stick. It's 12 inches long, and if it wasn’t for the width, it could be a noodle.
My foot long is so long, I have to walk in a straight line to keep it from falling over.
My foot long is so skinny, my sister said it looked like a spaghetti noodle.
My foot long is so long, I had to rent a bigger pair of pants.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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