A foot long
A foot long is like a guy’s foot long (and let’s be honest, it’s usually a guy) or a fancy Subway sandwich. Some places even call it a size, like it’s a damn fashion show.
My guy said he could eat a foot long and still fit in his pants. I called him a liar.
My cousin’s foot long was so big, it got its own Instagram page.
At Subway, I asked for a foot long, and the guy said, 'You sure?' I said, 'I’ve been eating this since I was 10.'