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A dirty Jack
When you stuff a squirrel in your dog's butt, and he gets so turned on he goes bonkers and starts humping your sister while you try not to cum in your pants.
He put a squirrel in the dog's butt, and now the dog is humping my sister like it's a competition.
My dog turned into a wild animal because of a stuffed squirrel.
He stuffed a squirrel in the dog's butt, and now the dog is humping my sister like it's a dating show.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dirty Jack
When you're having sex in the garden and the girl throws a gnome up your butt like it's a game show and you're the contestant.
I was having a good time, but she threw a gnome up my butt like it was a surprise.
He was in the middle of a kiss, and she threw a gnome in his butt.
They were having a romantic moment, and she threw a gnome up his butt like it was a prank.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dirty Jack
When your friend pees in a Coke bottle with his penis, and you drink it like it's a fancy drink and end up with a weird taste in your mouth.
He peed in a Coke bottle with his penis, and I drank it like it was a smoothie.
My friend peed in a Coke and I drank it like it was a party.
He peed in a Coke bottle with his penis, and I drank it like it was a new kind of energy drink.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dirty Jack
When a girl licks your cock like it's a lollipop and you're playing bongo on her butt while your sister is getting butt-fucked by your dad.
She licked his cock like it was a lollipop and he was playing bongo on her butt.
He was playing bongo on her butt while his sister was getting butt-fucked by his dad.
He was playing bongo on her butt while his sister was getting butt-fucked by his dad like it was a concert.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dirty Jack
When Jack shags his sister up the butt while his girlfriend is shoving pineapples up her own butt like it's a game show.
Jack was shagging his sister up the butt while his girlfriend was shoving pineapples up her own butt.
His sister was getting butt-fucked by Jack while his girlfriend was shoving pineapples up her butt like it was a competition.
Jack was butt-fucking his sister while his girlfriend was shoving pineapples up her butt like it was a show.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dirty Iza
That girl who acts like a total mess now, but someday she's gonna be a legend and everyone will beg for her autograph.
My cousin's a dirty Iza. She used to eat cereal out of a bucket. Now she's a CEO and eats caviar out of a gold bowl.
My teacher said I was a dirty Iza when I drew on the walls. Now I'm getting paid to draw on walls.
My dog's a dirty Iza. He used to bark at the mailman. Now he's got a Instagram and a fan club.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dirty Iza
When two faggots do a weird foot thing up each others butts until one hits the prostate and the other goes nuts.
My brother and his friend did a dirty Iza in the bathroom. It was so loud the principal came in.
At the party, two guys did a dirty Iza and the whole room started cheering.
My uncle and his coworker did a dirty Iza in the break room. It was so bad, the coffee machine broke.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dirty Adkins
You say you're with the bros but you run to your wife's house and get whooped. Being a weakling and disappearing on the bros.
I told them I'd be at the party but I got whooped by my wife. Bro, I'm a man, not a woman.
I said I'd hang with the bros but I ran to my old lady's house and got beat. I'm a ghost now.
I said I'd be with the bros but I got whooped by my wife and disappeared. Bro, I'm a ghost now.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dirty Adkins
You act like you're with the bros but you sneak off to your wife's house and get beaten. Being a coward and disappearing on the bros.
I told the bros I'd be with them but I went to my wife's house and got whooped. Bro, I'm a ghost now.
I said I'd hang with the bros but I went to my wife's house and got beat. I'm a coward.
I told the bros I'd be with them but I ran to my wife's house and got whooped. Bro, I'm a ghost now.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dirty Adkins
You pretend you're with the bros but you hide out at your wife's house and get whooped. Being a pansy and vanishing on the bros.
I said I'd be with the bros but I went to my wife's house and got whooped. I'm a pansy.
I told the bros I'd be with them but I ran to my wife's house and got beat. I'm a ghost now.
I said I'd hang with the bros but I went to my wife's house and got whooped. I'm a pansy.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dippy skippy
The biggest butt explosion in history. Happened in the Taco Bell bathroom in 1969. The guy who did it was named Harry Cox. Some people call him the sofa king. This is the modern name for that butt-blasting disaster.
My cousin said he saw the shart from space.
I think the toilet broke from that one.
The smell came out of the bathroom like a dragon fart.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dippy skippy
When you're doing a girl from behind and you ram your cock into her ass so hard she skips like a rock in a puddle while you're stuck inside her.
He said it was like a skateboard ride in her butt.
She skipped so much she ran into the wall.
He had to pull out because she was dancing.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dinosaur from our imagination
A purple dinosaur that never shuts up and makes you feel like you're in a nightmare
My mom is Barney. She talks nonstop and never lets me play video games.
My teacher turned into Barney during math class. I almost cried.
I saw Barney at the mall and ran out screaming like a baby.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dinosaur from our imagination
A smelly, loud, purple dinosaur that screams your name and won't stop
Barney showed up at my house and screamed my name for 10 minutes straight.
I got trapped in a Barney commercial and couldn't escape.
My brother dressed as Barney and yelled at me for 2 hours.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dinosaur from our imagination
A dinosaur that smells like feet and makes you wish you were dead
Barney came to my birthday party and ruined it with his foot smell.
I had to sit next to Barney on the bus and cried the whole way home.
Barney was in my dreams last night. I'm still traumatized.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dingo ate my baby
A wild story about a dingo snatching a baby and eating it, based on a real mess-up in 1980. A mom blamed a dingo, got in trouble, and later proved it was actually a dingo’s fault.
My boss said, 'A dingo ate my baby!' when he got fired again.
My sister screamed, 'A dingo ate my baby!' when her cat ate her pizza.
My dad yelled, 'A dingo ate my baby!' when he spilled soup on his shirt.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dingo ate my baby
A 1980s event where a mom blamed a dingo for eating her baby. She got in trouble, but the dingo actually did the job.
My teacher said, 'A dingo ate my baby!' when the school got closed for a day.
My friend cried, 'A dingo ate my baby!' when her pet rat ran away.
My cousin shouted, 'A dingo ate my baby!' when he got stuck in a toilet.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dingo ate my baby
A funny, weird phrase from the 80s about a dingo taking a baby. It's also used when someone says something totally random and weird.
My mom said, 'A dingo ate my baby!' when she saw a spider on the ceiling.
My brother yelled, 'A dingo ate my baby!' when he failed his math test.
My neighbor screamed, 'A dingo ate my baby!' when her dog ate her shoes.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dingo ate my baby
A slang way to say 'abort' in Australia. It comes from a true story where a dingo ate a baby, and people got confused.
My friend texted, 'A dingo ate my baby!' when she got pregnant again.
My cousin said, 'A dingo ate my baby!' when she missed her period.
My dad messaged, 'A dingo ate my baby!' when he thought he was a baby.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dingle berry
a piece of crap that hangs on your ass hair like it's your best friend and won't let go
My ass hair has a dingle berry so stubborn it won't even leave when I take a dump.
I tried to scratch it off but it just stuck tighter.
It's like it's got a grip on my ass hair and won't let go.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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