A dirty Jack

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When you're too fat to dance but still try to flirt with a girl and end up looking like a sweaty, smelly old man who smells like wet socks and regret
I tried to ask her out, but I looked like I just fell into a ditch and tried to do the Macarena.
My grandpa tried to dance with my cousin and fell into a puddle of mud.
He tried to grab her hand, but it looked like he was trying to shake hands with a ghost.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you come in your smart fridge and invite your neighbors over to watch your cum-cooked baked beans, and they end up having a baby that looks like a confused raccoon.
My fridge exploded with cum and beans, and now my neighbor has a raccoon baby.
He came in his fridge and now his neighbor has a baby that thinks it's a potato.
His cum-cooked beans were so bad, the neighbors got pregnant and had a baby that just stared at him.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you stuff a squirrel in your dog's butt, and he gets so turned on he goes bonkers and starts humping your sister while you try not to cum in your pants.
He put a squirrel in the dog's butt, and now the dog is humping my sister like it's a competition.
My dog turned into a wild animal because of a stuffed squirrel.
He stuffed a squirrel in the dog's butt, and now the dog is humping my sister like it's a dating show.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you're having sex in the garden and the girl throws a gnome up your butt like it's a game show and you're the contestant.
I was having a good time, but she threw a gnome up my butt like it was a surprise.
He was in the middle of a kiss, and she threw a gnome in his butt.
They were having a romantic moment, and she threw a gnome up his butt like it was a prank.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When your friend pees in a Coke bottle with his penis, and you drink it like it's a fancy drink and end up with a weird taste in your mouth.
He peed in a Coke bottle with his penis, and I drank it like it was a smoothie.
My friend peed in a Coke and I drank it like it was a party.
He peed in a Coke bottle with his penis, and I drank it like it was a new kind of energy drink.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When a girl licks your cock like it's a lollipop and you're playing bongo on her butt while your sister is getting butt-fucked by your dad.
She licked his cock like it was a lollipop and he was playing bongo on her butt.
He was playing bongo on her butt while his sister was getting butt-fucked by his dad.
He was playing bongo on her butt while his sister was getting butt-fucked by his dad like it was a concert.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When Jack shags his sister up the butt while his girlfriend is shoving pineapples up her own butt like it's a game show.
Jack was shagging his sister up the butt while his girlfriend was shoving pineapples up her own butt.
His sister was getting butt-fucked by Jack while his girlfriend was shoving pineapples up her butt like it was a competition.
Jack was butt-fucking his sister while his girlfriend was shoving pineapples up her butt like it was a show.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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