A dirty Jack
When you come in your smart fridge and invite your neighbors over to watch your cum-cooked baked beans, and they end up having a baby that looks like a confused raccoon.
My fridge exploded with cum and beans, and now my neighbor has a raccoon baby.
He came in his fridge and now his neighbor has a baby that thinks it's a potato.
His cum-cooked beans were so bad, the neighbors got pregnant and had a baby that just stared at him.