A dingo ate my baby
A slang way to say 'abort' in Australia. It comes from a true story where a dingo ate a baby, and people got confused.
My friend texted, 'A dingo ate my baby!' when she got pregnant again.
My cousin said, 'A dingo ate my baby!' when she missed her period.
My dad messaged, 'A dingo ate my baby!' when he thought he was a baby.