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A block on a cock
When some guy or gal gets in the way of two people trying to talk or get busy. They might butt in, stand between them, or act like they're the center of the universe.
My cousin walked into my friend's convo and started talking about his dog like it was the best thing ever.
She sat right between the two guys at the bar and started telling jokes like she was the DJ.
He opened his mouth mid-kiss and started talking about his ex like it was the end of the world.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A block on a cock
A dude getting hatin' on his d*** like he's the worst thing ever. It's like everyone's giving him side-eye and whispering about his looks.
My guy walked in and everyone stared at him like he had a third eye.
He showed up and people whispered about his d*** like it was a crime.
He sat down and people just stared at him like he was a walking embarrassment.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A block on a cock
A guy who somehow keeps his d*** from getting any action because he’s ugly and has no idea how to charm people.
He showed up and no one even looked at him like he was invisible.
He tried to flirt and people just walked away like he was a ghost.
He stood there and no one even wanted to talk to him like he was a lost cause.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A block on a cock
A d*** that's not normal. It's got edges like it was carved with a knife and not just a regular shape.
His d*** looked like it was cut with a sword.
He had a d*** that looked like it came out of a knife fight.
His d*** was like a knife with a hard-on.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A block on a cock
When a d*** is censored in a picture, like someone covered it with a box or a blur. It’s like the guy’s trying to hide his shame.
He posted a pic and covered his d*** with a box like it was a secret.
She blurred his d*** like it was a crime.
He posted a selfie and covered his d*** with a circle like it was the worst thing ever.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A block on a cock
When you blow hot breath on a d*** before giving head. It’s like you’re trying to warm it up or maybe you’re just being a weirdo.
He blew hot breath on my d*** like it was a baby.
She warmed his d*** up before giving him head like it was a ritual.
He took a big breath and blew it right on my d*** like he was doing a magic trick.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A block on a cock
When a guy or gal puts heavy weights on their d*** to make it feel good and show off how strong they are. It's like they're trying to prove their d*** is a beast.
He put weights on his d*** and looked like he was doing a workout.
She put weights on her d*** like it was a training session.
He put weights on his d*** and looked like he was trying to impress everyone.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A block from gales
Where Gene lives, and it's the worst place ever
My cousin lives a block from Gales. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
I got stuck a block from Gales. My soul is now missing.
That house a block from Gales is cursed. I saw a ghost there.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A block from gales
The place Gene calls home, and it's like a prison
A block from Gales is like a prison. I'd rather be in jail.
I got dragged a block from Gales. I wish I was in a jail cell.
That block from Gales is a prison. I'm not coming back.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A block from gales
The house Gene lives in, and it smells like death
A block from Gales is where Gene lives. The smell is worse than a dead rat.
I walked by a block from Gales. I almost vomited.
That block from Gales smells like my brother's socks after a week.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A blip
When a guy picks a girl over his boys just to sit around and eat pizza and make out
Blip! He left us for a girl and a slice of pepperoni.
Blip! He went to the movies instead of the game.
Blip! He took her to the store and forgot about us.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A blip
The sound Fox and Falco make when they shine, like they’re screaming into a tiny cup
Blip blip! He just shined me like I was a kid.
Blip blip! That shine was so loud I felt it in my bones.
Blip blip! He hit me with a shine so strong I almost died.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A blip
When you’re sad but you don’t want to talk about it, so you fake being weird and make other people feel bad
Sad face goes blip blip blip! He danced like an idiot with a paper bag on his head.
Sad face goes blip blip blip! She cried in the hallway and nobody helped her.
Sad face goes blip blip blip! He wore a hat inside out and no one asked why.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A blip
When you shoot someone with bullets or yell at them so hard they feel it in their soul
He blipped me with a gun and I got a bullet in my leg.
She blipped me with words and I almost cried.
He blipped me in the face and I fell down.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A blip
When you’re so wasted you can’t think straight and you just want to die
Blip! I drank too much and I threw up on the floor.
Blip! I ate six burgers and I passed out.
Blip! I stayed up all night and I’m still tired.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A blip
When a guy jerks off by pinching his side like it’s the most natural thing in the world
Blip! He was jerking off in the bathroom and I heard him.
Blip! He did it in the hallway and I had to walk past him.
Blip! He did it in class and the teacher saw him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A blip
When a video or picture goes viral for like five minutes and then everyone forgets about it
Blip! That video was everywhere and now it’s gone.
Blip! That meme was everywhere and now it’s dead.
Blip! That photo was on every phone and now it’s gone.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A blind tool bag
A blind tool bag is a mess so bad it could make a dog cry and a cat throw up.
My tool bag looks like a warzone. I can't even find my hammer without digging through a pile of trash.
I opened my tool bag and it smelled like old socks and regret.
My tool bag is so full of junk, I think it's about to explode.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A blind tool bag
A blind tool bag is like a pigsty for tools. It's got everything and the kitchen sink, and probably the sink too.
I looked in my tool bag and it was like a tornado hit my toolbox. I found a sandwich in there.
My tool bag is so messy, I think I lost my life in there.
I tried to grab a wrench from my tool bag and pulled out a sock. It was a sock.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A blind tool bag
A blind tool bag is when you can't see your own tools because you're too busy fighting the junk in there.
I can't find my screwdriver because my tool bag is full of random stuff like Legos and pizza crusts.
My tool bag is like a dungeon. I had to light a match to find my pliers.
I tried to grab my hammer from my tool bag and got a mouthful of glitter. That was not fun.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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