A blind tool bag
A blind tool bag is when you can't see your own tools because you're too busy fighting the junk in there.
I can't find my screwdriver because my tool bag is full of random stuff like Legos and pizza crusts.
My tool bag is like a dungeon. I had to light a match to find my pliers.
I tried to grab my hammer from my tool bag and got a mouthful of glitter. That was not fun.