A blind tool bag

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A blind tool bag is a mess so bad it could make a dog cry and a cat throw up.
My tool bag looks like a warzone. I can't even find my hammer without digging through a pile of trash.
I opened my tool bag and it smelled like old socks and regret.
My tool bag is so full of junk, I think it's about to explode.
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A blind tool bag is like a pigsty for tools. It's got everything and the kitchen sink, and probably the sink too.
I looked in my tool bag and it was like a tornado hit my toolbox. I found a sandwich in there.
My tool bag is so messy, I think I lost my life in there.
I tried to grab a wrench from my tool bag and pulled out a sock. It was a sock.
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A blind tool bag is when you can't see your own tools because you're too busy fighting the junk in there.
I can't find my screwdriver because my tool bag is full of random stuff like Legos and pizza crusts.
My tool bag is like a dungeon. I had to light a match to find my pliers.
I tried to grab my hammer from my tool bag and got a mouthful of glitter. That was not fun.
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