A foot long - A foot long is when you eat a 12-inch Subway sandwich and th

A foot long is when you eat a 12-inch Subway sandwich and then go straight to the bathroom like you’ve been hit by a truck.

I ate a foot long and then ran to the bathroom like my life depended on it.

After my foot long, my neighbor asked if I was okay. I said, 'I’m full. I’m not okay.'

I had a foot long, and my dog followed me to the bathroom like he knew what was coming.