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When two girls start scissoring and one pukes all over the other’s chest. The first one who licks the puke off wins. It’s like a dirty, gross wrestling match.
"I licked that puke like it was the last meal on Earth," said Mia.
"She threw up on my face and I won," said Lena.
"That puke was like a gift from God," said Zoe."
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A guy who loves licking other guys’ dirtiest parts. They also like eating poop while jacking off. They breathe like a fart machine and have teeth that look like they’ve been dipped in sewage.
"He eats poop while jerking off like it’s a religion," said Tom.
"That guy smells like a toilet and a gym sock," said Alex.
"He licks guys like they’re a snack," said Luke."
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A bunch of loser Australians who think they’re activists. They yell at everyone, dye their hair weird colors, and make up dumb words just to feel special. They’ll even protest over a bad Facebook comment.
"They dye their hair pink and yell about the world," said Emma.
"They protest because someone said something mean on Facebook," said Liam.
"They think they’re smart just because they did one class at uni," said Zoe."
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A way to say someone messed you over. It started in Miami and is as bad as it sounds.
"He took my money and left me with nothing," said Mark.
"She ripped off my business like it was a joke," said Sarah.
"He cheated me out of my life," said Jake."
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A way to remember caring for the planet and people. It’s like a weird school project but for grown-ups.
"I gave care to the environment and my mom," said Lisa.
"I responded fast and got a raise," said Tom.
"I networked and made friends," said Maya."
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Weed, also known as grass, bud, or reefer. It’s the best thing ever and makes you feel like a superhero.
"I hit that reefer like it was a magic potion," said Alex.
"Grass made me feel like a king," said Lisa.
"I smoke bud like it’s my job," said Tom."
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A prison term for someone who’s stupid as hell. If someone calls you green, they think you’re a total idiot.
"You’re green, you’re a total dummy," said Jason.
"She’s green and acts like she knows everything," said Maya.
"He’s green and thinks he’s a genius," said Tom."
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