A great movie that everyone loves
If this movie isn’t your favorite, you’re broken. I could make one with my eyes closed. These people with all that money? They’re probably still trying to figure out how to make a sandwich.
You’re in the theater and the person next to you doesn’t cry at the ending.
You try to convince your mom it’s the best one ever and she just says, ‘Okay.’
You’re watching it for the first time and your dog howls at the sad part.