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When someone drinks so much they end up puking in an ambulance and screaming at a nurse

I drank 12 shots and now I'm in the back of an ambulance yelling at the guy who gave me the third one

She passed out in the ER and tried to text me while her face was covered in barf

He drank so much he had to be wheeled out like a drunk elephant

When you’re so wasted you think the hospital is a nightclub and you try to dance on a gurney

I tried to do the robot on the gurney and got kicked out of the ER

He thought the IV was a dance floor and started doing moonwalks

She tried to sing karaoke to the nurses and got sent to the psychiatric ward

When you’re so wasted you end up in the hospital and still think you’re at a party

He kept yelling 'let’s go to the bar' while lying in a hospital bed

She tried to order pizza from the nurse and said it was 'the best part of the party'

He asked for a drink from the doctor and got a pill instead

When you drink so much you’re basically dead and the hospital is your last stop before the grave

I drank so much I think I died and came back as a nurse

He passed out on the floor and the doctor had to resuscitate him with a shot

She was so wasted she thought the heart monitor was a disco light

When you’re so wasted you think the hospital is a bar and the nurses are just the bartenders

He asked the nurse for a drink and got a pill instead

She tried to flirt with the doctor and said he was her 'favorite bartender'

He tried to tip the nurse with a $20 bill and got sent to a different room

When you drink so much you end up in the hospital and still think you’re the life of the party

He kept trying to do magic tricks with the IV needle

She told the doctor she was just taking a break from the dance floor

He asked the nurse if there was a bar in the hospital and got sent to the psychiatric ward