Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A smelly ape that thinks it's fancy because it wears clothes and uses phones.

My uncle thinks he's a genius because he has a Facebook account.

Humans are just monkeys with bad posture and worse hair.

I saw a human try to explain the internet to a dog. It was sad.

2

The thing you wish would just disappear and never come back.

Humans are the reason I have a headache and a broken heart.

I lost faith in humans after they made a meme about my ex.

Humanity is the reason I still have to pay taxes.

3

The death sentence for the planet, written in pizza boxes and fast food wrappers.

Humans are the reason the planet is dying and I can't even eat a salad.

This planet is doomed because humans think they're gods.

I swear, if humans don't stop being stupid, I'll eat the last pizza on earth.

4

A race that claims it's noble, but it's just a bunch of backstabbing, lying, selfish jerks.

Humans are the reason I don't trust anyone, not even my mom.

They'll stab you in the back for a free coffee.

I've been betrayed by humans more times than I've been to the bathroom.

5

A monkey who talks, but still thinks it's better than everyone else.

Humans think they're the best, but I've seen a dog do better.

They point fingers at others for their flaws but ignore their own.

I know a human who thinks they're perfect, but they're just loud.

6

A word for our kind, but we're too busy arguing about who's the best to actually be smart.

Humanity is the reason we can't even agree on what time it is.

We're the hope of the planet, but we're too busy watching TikTok.

I don't know what the future holds, but it's definitely not going to be good.

7

The dumbest race on earth, except for a few who are actually cool and not annoying.

Humans are so stupid they think a phone is a magic box.

I've seen humans argue about the meaning of life for three hours just to get a discount.

If humans were a band, they'd be the worst one ever.