A hug for you

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I’m giving you a hug because I feel like a goddamn saint and you look like a sad sack of potatoes. It’s like a free therapy session but with more sweat and less bills.

My grandma sent me a hug because I failed my math test and cried in the hallway.

My crush gave me a hug and I immediately turned into a blushing tomato.

My dog gave me a hug and I forgot my own name.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

It's like a fancy way of saying 'I want your body and your soul, and I don’t care if you’re wearing pants.'

My mom said, 'A hug for you,' and I knew she was trying to seduce me.

My teacher gave me a hug and I thought she was about to ask me to prom.

My friend said, 'A hug for you,' and I turned into a giant meatball.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

I need a hug so bad I could punch a wall. You’re getting it whether you like it or not. If you’re sick, you’re getting a hug from a ghost.

I begged my dad for a hug and he gave me one that could knock out a horse.

My sister said she was sick but still hugged me like a monster.

I got a hug from a ghost and now I’m haunted by love.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Hug your pet and if you don’t have one, go steal someone’s dog and hug it like it owes you money.

I hugged my cat and it stared at me like I was a bad choice.

I stole my neighbor’s dog and gave it a hug that could move mountains.

My pet hugged me back and now I’m the best pet in the whole world.

by Slangipedia 16d ago