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A dumb, lazy way to say nothing when someone asks a stupid number question, like why you’re late or how many times you’ve failed.
Yo, why’d you miss the game?
A hundred.
Bro, you said 100 like it was your last will and testament.
A hundred
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A brand that sells clothes so ugly, they look like they were picked out by a blind man who also hates you.
I wore a hundred shirt to the party. No one talked to me.
My mom bought me a hundred hoodie. It looks like a potato.
My dog wore a hundred pants. He now thinks he’s a potato.
3
When you put centipedes in your butt and imagine they’re from Iceland because you’re too high to think straight.
I put centipedes in my butt and thought Iceland was a place where they speak Portuguese.
I tried to do a hundred while tripping on weed and now my butt thinks it’s in a war.
Centipedes in my butt, Iceland in my head, and my brain is now a war zone.
4
When you’re not fake, you’re just being 100% real and also kind of a jerk.
He said he was 100% real. Turns out he was just a jerk.
She was 100% real, which means she told me my hair looks like a raccoon.
He said he was 100% real, and then he said I smell like a gym sock.
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The loudest, stupidest thing at an Indiana University football game. It’s like a marching band, but they’re all loud, stupid, and think they’re the best.
The Hundred was so loud, I thought my ears were gonna fall off.
The Hundred marched in like they were the best thing since sliced bread.
The Hundred was louder than my mom’s yelling.
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A fear so bad you think Germans are gonna come to your house and steal your soul.
I have a hundred fear. I think Germans are gonna steal my soul.
My brother has a hundred fear. He thinks Germans are gonna take his pizza.
I have a hundred fear. I think Germans are gonna kidnap my dog.
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A short version of a band nickname that is also the name of a school in Florida, and they’re so good, they’re like the kings of Black College Marching Bands.
The Hundred is the name of the band from Florida, and they’re so good, they’re like the kings of the whole thing.
The Hundred is the band from FAMU, and they’re so good, they even made a movie about it.
The Hundred is the Florida band, and they’re so good, they beat my mom’s choir in a battle of the bands.