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A jack dane
When you let your guts explode on your grandma's face during her wake because you're too messed up to care
I saw him poop on his aunt's casket and then laughed like a madman
At the funeral, I pooped on my mom's head and said 'That's how you say goodbye'
He peed and pooped on his grandma's face and called it a tribute
A jack dane
When you take a massive dump on your mum’s corpse and then slap her face like she’s still alive
I sat on my mum’s chest and let it all out like she was a toilet
He took a dump on his mum’s body and yelled 'You’re not going anywhere!'
She was dead, and he still tried to make her eat his lunch
A jack dane
When you poop so hard on your mum’s body it looks like she got hit by a truck and then you high-five the corpse
He pooped so much it looked like his mum had been run over by a bus
I took a dump on my mum’s body and then gave her a high-five
She was dead, but he still made her eat his lunch and then pooped on her face
A it up
When you're about to press the A button in New Super Mario Bros to save your butt from dying. You're basically telling your friend to watch out because you're about to do something stupid and save yourself.
I’m about to A it up before that lava eats me alive!
Don’t look away, I’m A it up right now!
You think I’m dead? No way, I’m A it up!
A it up
When you’re getting better, rising up, and living large like you own the place. You’re basically saying you’re on top of the world and nothing can bring you down.
I’m A it up now, I’m the king of this game!
That failure? I’m A it up now!
He was just a no-name guy, now he’s A it up!
A it up
When you’re being loud and showing off, not keeping things secret. You’re like a kid who can’t keep their mouth shut and tells everyone their business.
I’m A it up, I’m not hiding my success anymore!
Why are you blabbing everything? You’re A it up!
He spilled the beans, he’s A it up!
A it up
When you’re making things better, upgrading, or making things fancier. Like when you go from a rusty old bike to a brand new one.
I just A it up my phone, it’s now fancy!
That car was old, now it’s A it up!
She A it up her outfit, now she’s the best dressed!
A it up
When you feel good, happy, and full of life. Like you’re on top of the world and nothing can stop you.
I’m A it up, I just got a new job!
He’s A it up, he’s got everything he wants!
She’s A it up, she’s got the whole world!
A it up
When you do something without thinking, like you just jumped into a pool because you felt like it.
I A it up and said I was the best at the game!
She A it up and left her job!
He A it up and married his crush!
A is the new V
Butt crack is the new vulva
My aunt said butt crack is the new vulva after my cousin got a tattoo there.
He posted a photo of his butt crack and said it's the new vulva.
At school, someone drew a sign that said 'Butt crack is the new vulva' near the bathroom.
A is the new V
Poop is the new pee
My brother said poop is the new pee because he can't stop pooping.
She texted me 'poop is the new pee' after I told her about my stomachache.
In the lunchroom, someone wrote 'poop is the new pee' on the table.
A is the new V
Face is the new place
He said face is the new place after he got a zit on his nose.
My friend texted me 'face is the new place' because she had a bad day.
At the party, someone wrote 'face is the new place' on the wall.
A is the new O
Means butt stuff is now better than mouth stuff. Everyone’s screaming it like it’s the truth. Girls fall for it because they think they’re not the only ones getting shat on.
My mom said, 'A is the new O, and I’m not going to let my kid get left out!'
My crush texted me, 'A is the new O, and I’m ready to try it.'
My teacher said, 'A is the new O, and I’m grading you based on how many times you’ve done it.'
A is the new O
Means butt stuff is now the popular thing to do. Gays love it because it means they can be butt stuff and not get called names.
My gay cousin said, 'A is the new O, and I’m finally getting some respect.'
My friend’s little brother said, 'A is the new O, and I’m going to beat my brother at it.'
My uncle said, 'A is the new O, and I’m going to start doing it at work.'
A idlercrit
a lazy gamer who lives in the world of simulators and idle games and acts like they’re a genius just because they clicked a button once
I spent 12 hours playing an idle game and still didn't get past level 3
He claims he's a pro at simulators because he owns three of them
She got mad at me because I didn’t log in to her idle game for a week
A idlercrit
a nerdy gamer who thinks simulators and idle games are the greatest invention since the wheel and calls everyone who doesn’t play them a fool
He told me my life was incomplete because I didn’t play an idle game
She said I was a failure because I didn’t own a simulator
He called my friend a moron for not logging into his game
A idlercrit
a gamer who plays simulators and idle games so much they forget how to talk to real people and think they're cool just because they got 1,000 coins
He got 1,000 coins and told me I was a nobody
She spent all her time on simulators and forgot about her crush
He talked to his pet simulator more than his mom
A idlercrit
a gamer who acts like simulators and idle games are the only things that matter and calls everyone else a waste of space
He said I was a waste of space because I didn’t play an idle game
She called my friend a waste of space for not logging in
He told me my life had no purpose because I didn’t own a simulator
A idlercrit
a gamer who is so obsessed with simulators and idle games they think they're a god and everyone else is a nobody
He told me I was a nobody because I didn’t play his simulator
She said she was a god because she got 1,000 coins
He called me a nobody for not logging in to his game
A idlercrit
a gamer who plays simulators and idle games so much they think they're the best and everyone else is just a loser
He said I was a loser because I didn’t log in to his game
She claimed she was the best because she had 5,000 coins
He called me a loser for not owning a simulator
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