A is the new V

My aunt said butt crack is the new vulva after my cousin got a tattoo there.

He posted a photo of his butt crack and said it's the new vulva.

At school, someone drew a sign that said 'Butt crack is the new vulva' near the bathroom.

My brother said poop is the new pee because he can't stop pooping.

She texted me 'poop is the new pee' after I told her about my stomachache.

In the lunchroom, someone wrote 'poop is the new pee' on the table.

He said face is the new place after he got a zit on his nose.

My friend texted me 'face is the new place' because she had a bad day.

At the party, someone wrote 'face is the new place' on the wall.