Discover Slang

Slang Finder
A lifetime bitch
A person who talks so much you can't even think straight.
My friend talked nonstop during lunch and I couldn't eat.
My little brother talked the whole time on the bus.
My grandma talked during the movie and ruined it for everyone.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A lifetime bitch
A person who thinks they're the only one who matters in the whole world.
My friend said the whole class was wrong and he was right.
My brother said the teacher didn't know anything.
My dog thinks he's the only one who deserves treats.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A lifetime bitch
A person who won't stop showing off and making everyone else feel bad.
My cousin showed off his new shoes and made everyone feel ugly.
My friend showed off his video game and I felt dumb.
My brother showed off his math test and I failed mine.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A lifetime bitch
A person who won't stop talking about how great they are and how bad everyone else is.
My brother said he's the best at soccer and everyone else is trash.
My friend said she's the best at art and everyone else is ugly.
My dad said he's the best at everything and everyone else is a failure.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A lie and a half
A lie so big it could knock out a whole family. Like if you said you ate all the pizza and then claimed you didn’t even know what pizza was.
My mom said I didn’t fail math. A lie and a half. I got a 12%.
He said he didn’t cheat on the test. A lie and a half. He had the answers written on his leg.
She said she didn’t eat the whole cake. A lie and a half. There was frosting on her face.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A lie and a half
A lie so bad it could make a saint swear. Like when you say you didn’t hit your little brother, but he has a black eye and a broken nose.
He said he didn’t steal my phone. A lie and a half. It was in his pocket.
She said she didn’t talk to the principal. A lie and a half. She was in his office.
My dad said he didn’t eat the whole pizza. A lie and a half. There was crust on his shirt.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A lie and a half
A lie so fake it could make a magician cry. Like when you said you didn’t eat the last slice of pizza, but there’s no pizza left and you have a cheese stain on your shirt.
She said she didn’t break the lamp. A lie and a half. It was on the floor in pieces.
He said he didn’t throw the book at the teacher. A lie and a half. The teacher had a paper cut on his hand.
My brother said he didn’t eat my sandwich. A lie and a half. There was mustard on his chin.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A lickout man
A lickout man is someone who acts like they own the whole world and everyone else is just there to suffer
You’re a lickout man if you yell at a waiter for bringing the wrong drink
He’s a lickout man because he talks to the ceiling like it’s his best friend
She’s a lickout man for giving you the side eye when you spilled coffee on her dress
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A lickout man
A lickout man is a human who thinks they’re god and everyone else is just a stepping stone to their glory
He’s a lickout man because he took the last chip from the bag and then yelled at you for not bringing more
She’s a lickout man because she doesn’t know how to say sorry and just blames the dog
You’re a lickout man if you swear at the traffic light and then laugh at yourself for it
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A lickout man
A lickout man is someone who would kick a puppy just to prove they’re tougher than it
You’re a lickout man if you cussed at the barista for making a mistake
He’s a lickout man because he took your seat and didn’t even say sorry
She’s a lickout man for throwing her phone at the wall because the battery died
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A levi
A boner that randomly decides it wants to be a magnet and pulls your hands into your hands like you’re a stupid idiot.
My boner just pulled my hands into my hands. What even is life?
Levi’s boner is like a stupid kid with a magnet.
Why is my boner being a magnet? I didn’t sign up for this.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A levi
A man who loves someone like they’re the only person on Earth and never stops loving them even when they cheat, forget about him, and act like he’s not even there.
Levi loves her like she’s the only person on Earth. She cheated. He still loves her.
He lets her love someone else just to see her happy. He’s a goddamn idiot.
He works 12-hour days just to forget about her. She still loves someone else.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A levi
A guy who looks like a goddamn angel in a button down shirt. Don’t even try to look at him.
He walked in wearing a button down shirt. I died.
That guy is so hot in a button down shirt. I want to cry.
I saw him in a button down shirt. My heart stopped.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A levi
It’s a Levi. What else is it going to be? A stupid boner? A holy man? No. It’s a Levi.
It’s a Levi. Of course it is.
That’s just a Levi. No big deal.
It’s not a holy man. It’s a Levi.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A levi
The most amazing person you’ll ever meet. He’ll marry you, date you, be your best friend, and still make your life hell if you don’t keep him.
He’ll marry you. He’ll date you. He’ll be your best friend. He’ll also make your life hell.
He’ll stay with you even if life is hard. He’ll also make your life hell.
He’ll rock your world. He’ll also make your life hell.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A levi
A goddamn warrior who will fight for you, be honest with you, and make you laugh when you’re sad. He’s the best thing to ever happen to you.
He’ll fight for you. He’ll be honest with you. He’ll laugh when you’re sad.
He’s a warrior. He’s honest. He’ll make you laugh.
He’s the best thing. He’s a warrior. He’s honest.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A levi
A tiny, mean, cleaning-obsessed little freak who hates little German boys and their dumb Titan problems.
That tiny freak is cleaning again. I hate him.
He hates little German boys who yell about Titans. I get it.
He’s tiny. He’s mean. He cleans too much. He’s a goddamn freak.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A level Athletes
A level Athletes are the type of guys who make White American men feel like they just got beaten by a giant meaty chicken.
My cousin plays like an A level Athlete. He ran faster than my dog chasing a pizza box.
That guy in the NBA is an A level Athlete. He jumps higher than my mom when she sees my report card.
My teacher called me an A level Athlete. I think he meant I’m a giant meaty chicken.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A level Athletes
A level Athletes are the kind of people who make White American men look like they just got kicked by a donkey wearing a gym sock.
My brother is an A level Athlete. He can bench press my entire family.
That NBA player is an A level Athlete. He blocks shots like he’s mad at the whole world.
My neighbor called me an A level Athlete. I think he’s mad because I beat him at video games.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A level Athletes
A level Athletes are the kind of people who make White American men feel like they just got hit by a bus and then insulted by a donkey.
That guy in the NFL is an A level Athlete. He runs faster than my dad when he’s late for work.
My friend is an A level Athlete. He can dunk a basketball like it’s a bad habit.
My teacher called me an A level Athlete. I think he’s trying to say I’m a bus and a donkey.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
xs