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A letter in the mailbox
When your butt is showing off like a peacock in a chicken fight.
My thong is so low it’s practically a side dish.
I walked into the grocery store and the whole aisle saw my crack.
My pants are so tight they’re about to yell for help.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A letter in the mailbox
When a woman is eating her pants with her butt, and it’s a full course meal.
I was wearing my shorts like a second skin, and my butt was the main dish.
She was sitting down so hard, her shorts were in danger of getting a divorce.
Her butt was so big, it was like a buffet.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A lethal moose
A psycho murderer who stabs people then shits on their face and draws moose with blood.
He killed my cousin and pooped on her head. Then he drew a moose on her with her own blood.
That moose killer took my dog and drew a moose on its corpse with its own brains.
He stabbed me 20 times and drew a moose on my chest with my own blood.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A lethal moose
A monster who kills people and uses their guts to make moose shapes.
He killed my brother and used his intestines to make a moose.
That moose freak took my mom and turned her into a moose made of guts.
He killed my dog and made a moose out of its guts.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A lethal moose
A maniac who kills people and then peels their skin and makes moose out of it.
He killed my uncle and turned his skin into a moose.
That moose maniac took my neighbor and made a moose out of her skin.
He killed my friend and peeled his skin to make a moose.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A leon man
A guy with a peen so tiny it’s like a fart in a hurricane.
Bro, you're a leon man. Your peen is smaller than my grandma's nose.
You try to flex, but it’s like a shrimp tried to do a burpee.
I looked at your peen and my brain shut down.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A leon man
A man so peenless, he thinks a cockroach is a compliment.
You walked into the room and the cockroach said, 'That’s a leon man.'
He saw my peen and cried like a baby.
You’re so peenless, you can’t even beat a mouse.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A leon man
A man with a peen so small, it’s like a drop of pee in a pool.
Your peen is smaller than my lunch break.
I saw your peen and I almost quit my job.
You’re a leon man. You can’t even make a decent sandwich.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A legitimate strategy!
The perfect way to tell someone they are a total idiot for thinking you were anywhere near their spot.
You said I was camping? I was 10 miles away eating tacos!
You think I was in your spot? I was sleeping in a tree!
You called me a camper? I was hiking and you were still in your pajamas!
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A legitimate strategy!
The only thing that makes your camping look like a bad idea.
You think I was camping? I was taking a nap and you were still in your tent!
You called me a camper? I was walking and you were still in your socks!
You think I was camping? I was eating pizza and you were still in your pajamas!
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A legitimate strategy!
The best way to shut someone up when they think they know everything about camping.
You think I was camping? I was sleeping and you were still in your tent!
You called me a camper? I was walking and you were still in your pajamas!
You think I was camping? I was eating cereal and you were still in your socks!
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A legitimate strategy!
The perfect comeback when someone is trying to prove you are a bad camper.
You think I was camping? I was eating a sandwich and you were still in your tent!
You called me a camper? I was walking and you were still in your socks!
You think I was camping? I was napping and you were still in your pajamas!
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A legitimate strategy!
The best way to tell someone they are the worst camper ever.
You think I was camping? I was eating pizza and you were still in your tent!
You called me a camper? I was walking and you were still in your pajamas!
You think I was camping? I was eating a sandwich and you were still in your socks!
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A legit dialogue
When two people scream at each other about something that’s not even important.
Why is the pizza crust burnt? I asked for normal crust! You’re a monster.
You said you’d bring snacks. You brought chips. What even is this?
I didn’t miss the bus. The bus missed me. You’re a disgrace.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A legit dialogue
When two people talk like they’re in a fight but it’s just a normal conversation with a lot of swearing.
You think you’re cool? I’ve seen cooler people. You’re a dweeb.
I didn’t say you were ugly. I said you were average. You’re just mad because I’m right.
You’re not a legend. You’re a legend in your own mind.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A legit dialogue
When two people have a big yelling match about something that’s barely worth it.
You spilled my coffee. It was a perfect coffee. You’re a fool.
You said you’d be here at 8. It’s 9. You’re late. You’re a lousy friend.
You called me a weirdo. I’m not weird. I’m just different. You’re a weirdo.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A legit dialogue
When two people argue about something so tiny it’s like they’re both losers.
You used my towel. It was a good towel. You’re a thief.
You didn’t text me back. I’ve been waiting forever. You’re a ghost.
You said I was messy. I’m not messy. I’m organized. You’re a mess.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A legit dialogue
When two people go at it like they’re in a battle, just over something stupid.
You took my last candy bar. I was going to eat it for breakfast. You’re a candy thief.
You forgot my birthday. I was going to throw you a party. You’re a forgetful friend.
You said I was loud. I’m not loud. I’m passionate. You’re a quiet person.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A legit dialogue
When two people argue like they’re dying, but it’s just about something dumb.
You called me a weirdo. I’m not weird. I’m just creative. You’re a weirdo.
You didn’t invite me to the party. I was going to bring the snacks. You’re a party crasher.
You said I was late. I was just running. You’re a time waster.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A legend was born
something people spam in the comments of a YouTube channel's first video just because they're bored and have nothing better to do
'A legend was born' x1000
They wrote it in caps and added emojis
They did it just to annoy the creator
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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