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The perfect way to tell someone they are a total idiot for thinking you were anywhere near their spot.

You said I was camping? I was 10 miles away eating tacos!

You think I was in your spot? I was sleeping in a tree!

You called me a camper? I was hiking and you were still in your pajamas!

The only thing that makes your camping look like a bad idea.

You think I was camping? I was taking a nap and you were still in your tent!

You called me a camper? I was walking and you were still in your socks!

You think I was camping? I was eating pizza and you were still in your pajamas!

The best way to shut someone up when they think they know everything about camping.

You think I was camping? I was sleeping and you were still in your tent!

You called me a camper? I was walking and you were still in your pajamas!

You think I was camping? I was eating cereal and you were still in your socks!

The perfect comeback when someone is trying to prove you are a bad camper.

You think I was camping? I was eating a sandwich and you were still in your tent!

You called me a camper? I was walking and you were still in your socks!

You think I was camping? I was napping and you were still in your pajamas!

The best way to tell someone they are the worst camper ever.

You think I was camping? I was eating pizza and you were still in your tent!

You called me a camper? I was walking and you were still in your pajamas!

You think I was camping? I was eating a sandwich and you were still in your socks!