A hit
Getting with someone, usually with a lot of sweat, noise, and maybe some regret later.
They hit after the party, and it was wild.
She hit him in the backseat of the car.
He hit his ex, and it was messy.
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A hit
Flirting so hard it hurts, like you're trying to convince someone you're the best thing since sliced bread.
He hit her with compliments all night.
She hit him with a wink and a smile.
They hit each other with texts for a week.
A hit
Getting with someone regularly, like they're your personal snack and you're their favorite.
They hit every weekend like it's a tradition.
He hit her so much he got a nickname.
She hit him so much she got a nickname too.
A hit
A weird, out-of-control mess usually from someone high on meth or just trying to get more drugs.
He hit in the middle of the street, yelling at a pigeon.
She hit in the store, stealing snacks and screaming.
They hit at the park, doing crazy dances and talking to trees.
A hiroshima
What happens to your mom's snatch when she goes to visit Alex in Miami and finds out he's been shitting in her fridge.
My mom's vagina is going to be a Hiroshima when she sees Alex's hair in her soup.
When my mom finds out Alex took a dump in her car, it's going to be a full-blown Hiroshima.
My mom's vagina is going to explode like a Hiroshima when she sees Alex's face in her toothpaste.
A hiroshima
A massive explosion that happened in Japan when America dropped a nuclear bomb on it. People still talk about it when something goes boom.
That party was a Hiroshima. I could smell it from the next town.
The pizza delivery guy had a Hiroshima when he tried to fit five pizzas in a single box.
When my brother ate 12 tacos and exploded, that was a Hiroshima.
A hiroshima
A place in Japan where a nuclear bomb went off. It killed a lot of people, but now it’s a cool city. Also, it’s where the worst blindfold accident ever happened.
Hiroshima is where the worst blindfold accident ever happened. It was like a nuclear bomb went off in a sushi bar.
Hiroshima is a city where people got blown up, and now it's a really cool place to live.
Hiroshima is where the groom farted so hard he blew out his bride's eyes.
A hiroshima
When you take a dump so big it could knock out a whole football team. It smells so bad people in the next town can smell it.
My dad had a Hiroshima after eating 10 chili dogs. The whole neighborhood ran away.
When I ate three pizzas and took a laxative, that was a full-blown Hiroshima.
My sister had a Hiroshima so strong, the dog ran out of the house and joined the army.
A hiroshima
The place where the longest killstreak in history happened. It was so epic, it was like a nuclear bomb went off in the middle of a video game.
That killstreak was a Hiroshima. I had to pause the game to breathe.
When my brother killed 100 people in a row, that was a real-life Hiroshima.
That killstreak was so long, it felt like a nuclear bomb went off in my brain.
A hiroshima
When you're jacking off and you call your mom to your room. Then you hide behind the door and she walks in and you cover her face with your junk.
My brother jacked off while my mom walked in, and it was a full-blown Hiroshima.
When I jacked off and my mom walked in, it was like a nuclear bomb went off.
My mom walked in while I was jacking off, and it was the worst Hiroshima ever.
A hiroshima
When you take a dump so big, the whole neighborhood smells it. It’s like a nuclear bomb went off in your pants.
When I took a dump after eating 10 tacos, the whole street knew about it.
My brother had a Hiroshima so bad, the mailman had to take a break.
That dump was so big, it smelled like a nuclear bomb went off in my pants.
A hippie with titties
A hot lady who thinks she’s a revolutionary but really just likes free food, good vibes, and showing off her big boobies while pretending she cares about saving the planet.
She posted a selfie at a protest with a sign that said 'Save the Bees' and a caption that said 'But also save my bra.'
She tried to start a commune but it fell apart when she demanded everyone call her 'Muse.'
She donated $5 to a charity and then bought a $500 dress.
A hippie with titties
A real-life fairy who doesn’t know the meaning of the word 'no' and thinks her giant titties are a gift from the universe to help people relax and drop their pants.
She showed up to a protest in a bikini and a beret and told everyone they were ‘not ready for the full power of her tits.’
She tried to run for mayor but lost because she kept saying ‘dude’ instead of ‘sir.’
She started a band called ‘The Boobies’ and it was just her and a keyboard.
A hippie with titties
A woman who thinks she’s a hippie but is really just a walking billboard for her own brand of breast enhancement and free love.
She opened a ‘love and lactation’ café and it was just free coffee and a lot of eye-rolling.
She tried to preach peace but yelled at the barista for giving her the wrong kind of latte.
She had a tattoo that said ‘I love everyone’ but blocked her ex on Instagram.
A hippie has
A hippie has a head full of dirt, wears clothes that look like they were stolen from a trash can, and smells like a dead raccoon had a party in their shoes.
My cousin’s a hippie. He took a shower once. I almost died.
That hippie walked past me and I could taste the 1960s.
I asked my hippie friend if he was coming to the concert. He said, ‘I’m already there, in my head.’
A hippie has
A hippie has a head like a wild animal, wears clothes that look like they were made by a madman, and smells like a sewer at a rock concert.
That hippie’s hair is longer than my mom’s patience.
I walked by a hippie and thought my dog was going to bark at me.
My hippie neighbor tried to start a band. It’s still playing in his head.
A hippie has
A hippie has a head like a jungle, wears clothes that look like they were sewn by a drunk bear, and smells like a rotten sandwich that’s been left in the sun.
I saw a hippie once. I thought I was looking at a monster from a fairy tale.
My hippie brother said he’s a wizard. I believe him. He smells like magic and rot.
That hippie tried to talk to me. I had to run to the store for a breath mint.
A high-key boyfriend
A boyfriend you live with, work with, and have been married to for 10 years. You're planning to buy a house and get a dog. He's like Dan Howell to Phil Lester, but Phil doesn't know what that means and probably doesn't care.
'You're not my boyfriend, you're my business partner and future husband.'
'Why are we still buying groceries? We live together!'
'If we adopt a dog, I'm getting the one that stares you down.'
A high-key boyfriend
A boyfriend you're stuck with. You live together. You work together. You've been through 10 years of bad decisions. You're planning to buy a house and get a dog. He's like Dan Howell to Phil Lester, but Phil doesn't get it and probably never will.
'I'm not your boyfriend, I'm your roommate and partner in crime.'
'We're not dating, we're running a business together.'
'If we adopt a dog, it better not be a shiba inu.'
A high-key boyfriend
A boyfriend you live with, work with, and have known for 10 years. You're planning to buy a house and get a dog. He's like Dan Howell to Phil Lester, but Phil is still clueless and doesn't care.
'You're not my boyfriend, you're my business partner and future husband.'
'Why are we still buying groceries? We live together!'
'If we adopt a dog, it better not be a corgi.'